THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this right here is the one and only Eli Doehrmann. If he wouldn’t have moved to Ohio a year ago he would still be the BIGGEST man wh*re to hit this small town. Rumor has it he likes married women. So for all you husbands with a pretty little lady, WATCH OUT. “Hit it and quit it” that’s Elis motto. Loves the girls but hates sticking around. Don’t even think about asking him how many girls he’s slept with because he’ll tell you there’s too many to count. He’ll act like he cares, but don’t believe it for a second! Don’t be fooled by his good looks and charming personality, he’s nothing but trouble ladies.
He is a rookie, you never disclose your number.- nik