THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rachelle. She thinks she’s so hot after she got her +2s. I dont know what’s bigger her head or her boobs. She’s prolly fried her hair so much with peroxide that she has no more brain cells left. After getting her boobs done once, she went in for round 2 making them even more large. (Someone has daddy issues.) She parties non-stop and you’ll be sure to see her with her boobs hanging out of her tube top…cuz that’s all she owns. She feels like she has to be the hottest sk*nk around, but its easy when you’re hanging out with a bunch of fat chicks. Sweetie it’s not working, we can still see your face with your drag queen make-up.

Those +2′s look terrible. They look like rocks.- nik