I Know I Would

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been following you on TheDirty for a while now. I feel like I’ve got what you find attractive down but sometimes you surprise me. I’ve even updated a few things myself from your advice. I was surfing around and I saw this chick shes cute shes got +2s the nose is good… perfect for you right?
Those are not +2′s, those are real medicine balls to match her REAL nose. She also has insect hands… please don’t waste my time.- nik









Hello….how are you ? I hope you are having a wonderful time in this evening…
That is so mean… that girl is really cute
Shay Maria. I’ve seen them jiggle, they looked pretty real to me.
Wow Nik is a real dirt bag this girl is gorgeous!
A LensCrafters model?
She is cute but OP is an idiot if he/she thinks this is Niks type
those arent +2′s wtf…. those are nasty saggers, she has HUGE legs and arms, and her nose is a big ball. This chick is DISGUSTING. i agree with nik.
I just can’t believe you post such negative comments on woman who are beautiful when you yourself (nik) look like a troll of the worst kind.
That’s Shay, her nose is HORRIBLE and her boobs are real, those are gonna be a mess 10 years from now. She’s dating the ugliest rat looking pro skater, I’m assuming only because of the fact he’s a pro skater : /
I’d hit it…
id let her give me a mississippi birdbath, but that’s about it.
she’s very attractive. not plastic like all the other girls on here. all natural > plastic
she needs to get a nose job badlyyyyy
Her names Jennie June
Nik you totally right, how can you take a sexy pic with glasses on.
Nik only likes things that are fake and plastic…..
She can get the business!
small waist, big boobs that are real, whats not to like? implants get boring, takes longer to get bored from the real thing. been there done that.
She is attractive. Nik you look like a goof and I know you’re lying about this one cause I even would
Its true about her hands though… looks like an geico hands.. haha
Those are not real. Real boobs don’t have a line like that at the sternum.
when they start sagging they do
The glasses fad is retarded. Girls, wake up and take those stupid plastic glasses off.
all glasses are made of plastic. even prescription.
i thought she was hot … he posted it for me lol ill try again next time maybe ill get it right.
Nik, what are insect hands? Haha, I love your insult terms, but I’m confused on this one. Does it mean too small or creepy?
Those boobs are 1000000000000% not real. Real boobs don’t have a gap so distinctive it’s visible from space. Even the best push-up bra (and I’m pretty sure she’s not wearing any bra) doesn’t separate the cleavage like that. Not to mention the fact that she’s half lying down and turning her torso towards the camera. If her boobs were real her left boob would be spilling onto the right one due to gravity. They’re saggy because she either has had big boobs to begin with and her implants are an incorrect size for her, or her implants are quite old and she needs new ones cause the skin has stretched far too much. Or she gained weight.
she looks like a friend of mine lol but it’s not her
Real boobs can be that far apart to fckin idiot. They arent fake it’s probably the bra ….btw this girl is sexy as fck fcking idiots
yeah if nik said he passes on this girl cuz she has “insect hands” hes a damn liar and a fag