THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, LeBron is in Lexington practicing with UK basketball team; he either really likes his UK shirt, he saw someone he liked across the room, it was still early in the morning, or he heard he was going to be on TheDirty.com.
I am pretty confident that the baby is not his.- nik
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Looks like Lebron is hung like an ingrown hair. Creep has a boner and it’s pointed toward the little kid
Lmfao just an amazing comment, and true!!!!
LMFAO! This is just amazing and true. LeBron you are a tiny-gregged pedophile.
Where is he taking her?
Maybe on a vacation to Cancoon?
Aww, look at his little tiny boner!
I am not sure what is worse? Lebron showing up to a basketball game with a Yankees hat on or taking a photo with a boner in sweatpants!
WAR CARL in ROSEMEAD!!!!!!
I find it interesting he is wearing a UK shirt. Wonder what Calipari had to do with this?
Isnt that Mike Millers wife and kid?
LeBron you are packing a tiny pecker my man! It’s too damn bad that it’s 2011 insted of 1811 you could have been MVP of my plantation.
Haha face it Lebron, secrets out that you are hung like a hamster! Everyone spread the word!
You can’t see his right hand he’s prolly fondeling the baby and that’s why he has the miniature boner.
Only a negro would pose for a pic with a boner like it’s no big thing (well technically it isn’t). These people are like animals.
LEBron its a good thing that you have all that money, because you look like a monkey and you are packing a vienna sausage
Lebron is such a sick fck he probably wears sweatpants so he can diddle his tiny dong whenver he sees a young child.
And oh btw everyone in Akron knows that your momma was a crack whore and your daddy was just one of her clients (and she has no idea which one).
No matter how much money you make, you always have been, and always will be, a fcking worthless ngger.
So what’s the over-under on what Bron’s cock size is? I am going with four inches hard.
How can you be a 6’8″ negro and have something so small where it counts?
What’s great about this is that you know this chick is going to proudly display this awkward boner photo op for years to come to everyone she knows.
Lebron is 250 lbs. of dynamite with a two inch fuse.
A friend of mine hooked up with Lebron and said that his pepe is like a tube of chapstick or maybe a golf pencil
Lebron ditch the Magnums bro your secrets out and you ain’t fooling anyone now
Hey LeFraud, have you ever considered a penis implant?
Bron you have single-handledly erased the stereotype of black men- you’re hung like an asian newborn bro.
Is that a pimple in your pants or are you happy to see that small child?
What a fcking knuckle-dragging spear chucker.
Lebron we don’t want no short dick man!
lil’ chub chub
I guess now we see why LeJoke lacks confidence in the clutch
Call the police. Lebron has abused a child. Clearly he cut off the poor kids toe and put it in his pants
I am soooo happy that Lebron has a small one!
Are you guys for real? He’s a 6’8″, 260lb black guy, dude’s probably packing a purple sharpie.
LeBron I’ve always been a big fan of yours so I just wanted to make you a promise. Being that you are unusually dumb even for a negro, lets face it, it’s only a matter of time before you blow your money on hookers, nose candy, grape drink, etc. So when you are out on the streets destitute thinking about whether to give yet another BJ’s for your next hit of crack (and for the protein) just like your momma used to back in the day, keep in mind that there is always a place for you on my plantation. You’ll get “three hots and a cot”, and with those long arms, you should be able to pick more cotton than any of the other coloreds- so you’ll finally be your own man, MVP of the plantation instead of just some greg-less little boy living in Dwayne Wade’s shadow. Come clutch-time, you’ll pick and bag your own cotton rather than having to pass it to Dwayne. I know how tough it must be on you to have to always be in D-Wade shadow on the court (and even more so in the shower, evidently).
Think about it, Bron…. time to take your talents to South Plantation!
Wow. You are a psycho.
anyone think maybe its just hanging down and really big and the shadow is making it look like a small boner? hmmmmm
No chance. Nik has studied LeFraud’s crotch very closely and he says it’s a tiny boner.
I may not have a big dick but my boyfriend does!
Hey LeChode, I always heard that you don’t tip but it appears that what you are packing in your pants is only a tip!
LeBron your a sick fcking creep, and that baby is prolly packiing a bigger unit than your sad excuse for a pecker
This whole thread is hysterical, but when I read this:
Courtney says:
Lebron is 250 lbs. of dynamite with a two inch fuse.
it took me 15 minutes of laughing before I could type a reply.
Hey Lebron, where’s the rest of it?