Life Is So Hard For Tiffany Buecher

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, long time reader. Great site, good concept, amazing lols daily. The Twitter screen shot posted earlier & her blonde bimbo friend Tiffany just arrived in St. Tropez. They were flown out on a private jet & according to Tiffany are “chillin on a yacht”…I think they are attending this weekend’s All American Virgin Party. Are they getting pissed & sh*tted on right now or what?
Model/Actress/SAG/Sh*t On Expert/Pee Taster.- nik










Every time I sit on the toilet and poop I now get an erection..
Thanks!
These chicks are really doing this?!?! What is wrong w them that they can’t get a man??? Getting pooped on is for mommies w newborns!!! In my 20′s, living in LA, I WAS invited to these “model and millionaires” parties. I knew girls that went to that stuff, but I really thought it was sketchy and trashy. Now I’m wondering if this is what it’s turned into!
Ok now you can’t start claiming *every* girl who goes to St. Tropez or whatever exotic location is participating in those “activities” any more then you can say every stripper is an escort. Sure it seems more likely, but that doesn’t make it true in every case. And calling someone names like ‘shit on expert’ & ‘pee taster’ ?? C’mon you’re better then that Nik!
They aren’t being flown out there for their math skills..alright?
If they sleep with random men for money how is that worst than getting shit on
its all gross
and strippers give strangers lapdances
its gross
getting shit on is gross
hahahahaha
now I know what the girls who get shat on look like
they are usually
orange
bleached hair
plastic face
balloon tits
Hhahaha omg. Exposing the escorts! Awesome. This stuff is a juicy read. Seriously if ur always traveling, living beyond ur means & have no stable job- its not rocket science, ur obv a hooker
Someone – explain this ASAP!!
Aka st tri pizz. Hope she likes golden showers and warm brownies!
bahahahaha, i am so loving these escort posts!!! the next time these girls post pictures of their new designer bags or whatever, i’m so gonna comment, ‘sooo… how did that poop taste?’
Does she really think that being a hooker is something to brag about?
PEE TASTER…why this is making me laugh so hard I do not know!
I need to drop a load. Where’s a hooker when you need one?
So when she asks the guy on the yacht, “Hey, what’s for dinner?”
He replies with a nasty gleam in his beady eyes, “Pinched loaf.”
**UPDATE TO THIS SUBMISSION**. Since getting the tweet both girls have decided to ignore & change their profiles to PRIVATE. Hmmm what can they be hiding? Looks like they got called out on this one.
Now I understand why her breath is so bad. No lie.
I just don’t get it. I can’t imagine bangin a chick and switchin from mish to doggy and just sayin, ” wanna get pooped on?” lol so gross.
thats cause you’re normal
guys who go to hookers are sick
and hookers are sick
they’re sick together
you’re good
haha I love it! exposing the hookers!!!
How much does she pay to be shat on?
OMG have these ladies not been to the dirty recently!!!! I would never tell anybody if Iwas on a yacht in St Trope!!!!!!!!!!!! Their gonna get crapped on!!!! Grossss!!!!!
garry mann??