Meet Andrew Patterson
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Andrew Patterson. Even though he’s in the United States Marine Corps he’s the most pathetic excuse for a human being I’ve ever met! See he has a thing for choking (not in the auto-erotic asphyxiation way!) and beating up his girlfriends! He’ll also sleep with any girl who’s ready and willing regardless of whether or not he’s single. It doesn’t matter if they’re 200lbs and their lady bits smell like tuna because to him “they’re all the same with the lights off” At 25 he should be spending time with his son NOT going out to bars every night and wasting his money on condoms and c*ke. GIRLS OF OXFORD, MS (puberty age+) BEWARE!
I’m sorry, but this is ridiculous. I didn’t even know cats were allowed in the army.- nik
i have friends in biloxi that know this guy…apparently he’s a “minuteman” in the bedroom LMAO
You can tell by the rifle he carries and the gear he wears. He is not a combat Marine just some POG piece of shit that pretends to be bad-a$$.
yeh, he’s not a hardcore marine. He’s not even active.
In picture #3, he looks just like the marine who went crazy
in the movie Full Metal Jacket.
sounds like someone got f’d and dumped, LOL
Haha that really does sound like him…”minuteman”!!!!
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!! I am Whitney, a.k.a.. “The Baby Mama”….and everything you just said about him is absolutely true. My friend just told me about this site, and I am reading, more than one, posts about about Andrew. This is great! Im so glad Im not the only person who thought that. BTW, he is a dead beat sperm donor that never cared a thing about his son, but thankfully, my son has a WONDERFUL dad now, who gave him everything and more….SCREW ANDREW PATTERSON!