THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Andrew Patterson. Even though he’s in the United States Marine Corps he’s the most pathetic excuse for a human being I’ve ever met! See he has a thing for choking (not in the auto-erotic asphyxiation way!) and beating up his girlfriends! He’ll also sleep with any girl who’s ready and willing regardless of whether or not he’s single. It doesn’t matter if they’re 200lbs and their lady bits smell like tuna because to him “they’re all the same with the lights off” At 25 he should be spending time with his son NOT going out to bars every night and wasting his money on condoms and c*ke. GIRLS OF OXFORD, MS (puberty age+) BEWARE!
I’m sorry, but this is ridiculous. I didn’t even know cats were allowed in the army.- nik