THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to BBInc 007. Ambre R., Andrea T., Amy P., Heather M., Amy Hannah B. and Victoria C.. They think they’re the most beautiful group of girls to have ever graduated from UA, and have even created their own Twitter page for themselves BBInc007. I’m not sure which one you put as the leader, but I’ve had several conversations with these girls, and they can’t stop talkin about how pretty they are. During one conversation I had with Amy Hannah, she actually flat out told me she was pretty and couldn’t understand why guys weren’t asking her out. Maybe they’re cute for Alabama, but IDK where else anyone would find them attractive. Nik, tell us the truth?

Isn’t this group of girls the new TV show on TLC?- nik