Picasso Wins Bikini Contrest At Importfest 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well well well, if it isn’t out lil dirty celeb at it again. Look who took the crown at the bikini competition this year at Importfest. Its funny because I thought I recognized her from somewhere… low and behold it was TheDirty. She is looking way better these days, don’t you think Nik?
**I want to date her.- JV
Yeah, she is taking my advice in the face area and has accepted the fact that her eyes are not aligned. Now if we can just work on the arms.- nik
These pics are mad photoshopped. She doesn’t even look like this. Go see the video on Facebook of her walking down the runway, she’s stil fat
That’s what I thought, her ass looks a lot smaller In person. Photoshop making girls prettier than they really are since ….
agree, in that video she is trying her hardest to shake that little thang!! lol.
aw maybe next time.
LOL she wishes her body looked like that. soo photoshopped! her ass is not nearly that big, and she’s definitely not THAT skinny. even her face looks more messed up than usual – good work Adobe!
Slut
jealous!
Nope, anyone could put fake extensions, 30 pounds of makeup, dress slutty, and Photoshop their pictures on and look good. Why would anyone be jealous of a whore?
I can see how she won. I’m not sure she has taken your advice at all Nik. Seems like everything she does is contrary to what you say…. and it works.
self post
for the record…no. FAIL on your part. I wrote that. proof? okay, I think I saw a picture on here where she was sprayed with greg juice. there ya go, not as smart as you think you are.
I call call shyt, the site for this show has no pics of her at all. The girl who did win is an Asian named Amy and that belly button shyt was on a model who was there. Also an Asain. WTF?
She blew her lips up. She still looks extremely wonky — and she’ll never be able to get rid of the inner skank that permeates her.
You know that is all pro photos / tons of make up , My buddy use sleep with this girl and she looks like garbage without make up. Not be rude but who wants to wake up beside a girl that has no natural beauty……
Plus this prob is another self post she really needs to stop posting her self, If only she had parents that gave her some love when she was younger…
so true…..I banged her out a few times and she has some seriously jacked up toes and feet and has the stupid tats on them to draw attention away from them………and then she goes around wearing those stupid clear strap heels of her’s……her stripper heels!
I’m pretty sure the first pic is photoshopped. I’ve seen the video she posted on FB and she’s not that thin. But, it’s America’s retarded ice pond to the north Canada so it’s not like they are very picky with all the sweathogs up there.
She is a hot little tramp, though. JV, I think many of us would like to “date” her, too. I bet she’s really dated around, my hot little skank Picasso.
Okay #1. PIcasso stays in T.O.. thats where she is. And #2. SELF POST.
wow she looks HOT
I don’t care what anyone says, you go girl ! you would make TONS of money escorting !!! you should totally do it 
This girl is absolutely gorgeous Id like to see what your “dirty army” looks like, apparently they have room to judge
She still looks good
Wow…. Just wow
extensions…something all ugly girls need.
agreeeed
I think what JV is saying is that he wants her to THINK they are dating so he can hump and dump her. I don’t think any guy would be proud to date a girl who attends an importfest, not unless his 16. Correct me if I’m wrong JV.
I thought I saw Picasso at Fame on Friday night. If not, it’s someone who wants to be her. Very pretty girl, always smiling.
i dont know her personality or anything about her but for a dumb ass average joe like me she would get f@#$ hard!
I’d be that hot too, if I took a photo with some fake hair (weave looks soo fake hunnie) got some spray tan done with extra bronzer and photo shopped my pics, I’d look just like you! FAKE! .. When was driven ?! Not that long ago and she was chubby, now she is that thin lol please its screams photo shop! Where did her back fat go ? Lol a girl who is natural sexy without photo shop then extremely sexy when photo shopped is where its at and some thing to be gaga over! Not this broad! Clearly her make up is done professionally because last month she looked very messed up! But hey props for being fake and winning bikini contests at car shows! When you get into play boy then start self posting yourself, that’s an accomplishment, not car shows
pictures ARE not photo shopped you shit heads!!!! she moves out of winnipeg to get away from bs and shes doing a hell of a job!!!
wtf. she JUST moved there, Ok, so gogo dancing, she is doing big thangs huh!?
belly button piercings are for air fresheners to hang off of.. lmfao
these pics are photoshopped, if you look at her fb fan page you can tell. nonetheless, she does look good
I’d like to see a normal pic of her just walking down the street, probably looks like trash! Just remember that when you’re 25 you’ll look 35 :p girls like you age faster, then you’ll really be crying for more botox!
just sayin
i would love to see her looking up at me with my greg in her mouth.
SELF POST!!!!
These pics as stated above are very obviously photoshoped. She is not as fit or tanned in person. There wa sa big red pimple on her bum in the original photos too and of course nothing on these ones lol. It almost looks like a different girl entirely! WTF? Definetely not how she truely looks in person, no offence!
I saw her in person a couple of weeks ago. Barely recognized her. PHOTO. SHOPPED.
She looks like she got some work done on her face. Nik how can you be giving her credit, it’s all photoshop and we all know photoshop is for liars.
Esjay’s hot give it up already
Esjay, you are a gorgeous, beautiful woman…hope you go to Montreal and win there also!
She got veneers it obvious. How she afforded them is beyond me.
Lmao. I saw her in the at vital area Friday. She’s in Winnipeg.
Looks like she got lip injections as well
if you really think she looks like this than you must be dumb, checkout this vid of her on youtube, she looks nothing like in the picture.
I don’t know about anything anyone says on here but personally I believe she would be able to become much more widely know as a fitness model. Go to the gym. Lift something heavier than five pounds. Do some one legged squats. And then send some pictures to Americancurves.com period. Just some constructive criticism. Something that this site is not really used to. I don’t really care (Personally) about who sleeps with who. From a business stand point this girl has potential. Like with everything in this world, it just needs to be directed towards a specific goal. Not to quote a movie but, “See yourself doing it, see it, do it”. The key to conflict resolution is perception. For what it’s worth. Har har har
Read your post back to yourself…you’re a fu(king retard.
Still looks like she was cracked in the side of the head with a 2×4. Sorry but if one of my guy friends showed up with this chick as his date, we would all laugh hysterically. Only person Ive ever seen that looks like a hooker and also like a special education kid at the same time.
This picasso hating bullsh’t is getting old. Look at her. She is a beauty. All of you fattys are just jealous because you can’t compete in bikini contests or even stand in front of a car to look as sexy as she does. Fake hair or not this b’tch is smokin’
yes because every single lady in the world’s goal is to enter bikini contests and look sexy in front of a car uhmm okay buddy whatever you say
You said single.. apparently she has a “man”
Single was not meant as in relationship status
STFU all of you. Your all fat. Lets see you go try out for a car show. I’ll bet your fat asses would get rejected. Picasso’s trophy says it all.
Ugly face & the hair extensions are SO obviously it’s ridiculous.
Hott…I would totally wreck her
Look at her right side (our right). She has some shitty photshop. Looks like her skin is peeled off kinda. Like its connected to the back drop.
Aww!! She’s accomplished so much in life…………
Esjay is soo bummed that nobody even posted her when she FINALLY left winnipeg so here she is posting herself yet AGAIN cuz she just loooves the attention!!!
Please Esjay, just LEAVE FOR GOOD ALREADY!!!!!!
Ok SHE IS NOT IN WINNIPEG. I talk to her on a regular basis and I don’t mean I just follow her twitter and fan page. I’m talking texts. She’s in TO for work isn’t coming back to winnipeg until christmas.
What did she have for dinner, Mr. Stalkerazi?
Photoshop, shes completely fake, from the hair to the tits. Anybody can look like this when they buy their body parts. Id rather have the car…
probably portait pro rather than ps, ps is way too hard for most girls
she may be “hot” but im sick of hearing about her bullshit! you live in toronto now esjay a.k.a steph joanne.. LEAVE US ALONE IN WPG!! noones cares frick except horny guys that are desperate
samantha* lol
she has a stupid face
I found that so funny…dont know why LOL
I think she is super pretty & nice. HATERS
she looks creepy……
would hate to be her BF, poor guy…
Her face scares me
she has a lazy eye! hahahaha
notice how she doesnt follow joel on twitter? shes too good for him now, apparently.
The part of the car between her legs doesnt match up to the rest of the car….fail
Importfest? More like Ricer-fest >_>
You’re obviously creeping every aspect of her twitter page on a daily basis if you’re aware of the fact that she doesn’t follow Joel. Good for you though, glad to see you have a life. You jealous people make me laugh, just because Sam is better looking/more accomplished than you, you feel the need to pick her apart and point out every single flaw. If the only “flaws” you can find are her hair extensions (which cost more than your next welfare cheques will be) and her “crooked” eyes, she’s doing pretty damn good in my books. Keep hating, douchebags.
Lmao, retard. We hate more then her crooked eyes and hair extensions. Go learn to read.
photo shop!!! She does not HAVE ABS like that lol
Obviously photoshopped as f*ck. She will never really look like this. I expect more from you, Nik.