THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alright it’s getting old and I need to put this chick up. This here is Nancy, a not even half way decent looking Asian chick. Nancy here has been going to the Buffalo bar scene since she was 15 years old. Now she’s a big bad 20-year-old, and has found the man of her dreams…Derek Roy. An average Center for my beloved Buffalo Sabres. Nancy here texted me one morning asking me what she should do, “hey, I’ve been seeing this guy downtown, he can get any girl he wants, and has a lot of money, do you think I should go for him?” Obviously asking me to see if I will get jealous or give her attention. My response was, “which Sabre is it?” hahah Nik she’s pretending she’s dating an NHL player after the fact that we know Roy has several girlfriends in his home town of Ottowa. Recently she’s starting to recruit our friends to go to his downtown condo and pre game before going out to the bars (aka get f*cked by his friends) A pretty good source says she enjoys cleaning out his rim with her tongue…What are dudes seeing in this mess? I give her a 1.6899999.
What’s a girl like her doing on a boat like that…porta potty.- nik
Anonymous says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH shes so gross
to Anonymous.. says:
shes got the dirtiest mitt in the league
to ..Anonymous says:
It’s quite clear you did get jealous if you took the time to write this crap.
to Anonymousjealous still?weak says:
seriously what a jealous bitch. feel sorry for her
to jealous still?weakAnonymous says:
You are all fcking cowards, if any of you had a back bone you would say who wrote all of this BULLSHIT
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Haha I would imagine that last comment was either from Roy himself or that beat girl he’s with what a train wreck
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
What the hell is wrong with him? She is disgusting. I have lost all respect for him. I have seen homeless people better looking than this chick..Derek wake up.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Nancy Pearl Bahn is her name
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
she looks like her face got run over by a steam roller or she looks like she has down syndrome.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Hahaha.Good one!
to Anonymouse dog says:
Really? She’s ugly? You are all losers and need to get a life!!! Don’t hate cause you can’t get him!
to e dogAnonymous says:
he really isnt that hard to get to be honest. he has girls in tons of cities. and yes, this chick is disgusting.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
EWWW. why would he EVER get with this girl. what is wrong with her face?? it looks so smushed or something.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
this girl is so nasty. she brags about dating derek and thinks shes a celebrity because of it. shes nothing but a gold digging puck slut. he could do a lot better but for whatever reason chooses to be with this ugly peice of trash
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
gross. looks retarded her face is squashed and she looks dirty as shit
to Anonymousteresa pho says:
ok well no comment on this one
to teresa phoAnonymous says:
this girl has stolen from number people and places, she is out to get money, i wouldn’t be surprised if she got pregnant by d roy just for some cash!!!!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
wow people are really low these days, ive met this girl and known her for a couple years, shes not like that and when i ask her about derek, she just says that they’re really close friends.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Shes always been so modest about them two, they’re a really happy couple and i can tell they both care about eachother dearly ,people should just let them be.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
HAHAA are u kidding? he has sluts in every city sorry nancy; ottawa, boston, ny
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Derek is a loser, half decent at hockey, and is an asshole but apparently a good boyfriend because he treats this girl really good i hear
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
treats her good by banging other girls?
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
They deserve to be happy , they obviously care about eachother if theyve been tog for years.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
This girl volunteers at the same program as i do, and she is the sweetest girl, everyone there really enjoy her presence, especially all the kids she works with. And from what i hear she volunteers at various programs.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
well…that’s a lot of make up….
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
One time this girl was over my house and stole my mothers money after she clogged my toilet….and it was a number 2
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
People will really say anything just to hurt this girl, feel bad for her and him
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Hes a dbag and a bar rat, she could get someone better, feel bad she doesnt realize that
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
hes the biggest asshole ever– all he cares about is getting drunk, partying w his friends, and getting laid– that girls deserves more if you ask me
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
All hockey players are cocky losers who think everyone should worship them while most of them are actual assholes and not even that good at hockey, feel bad for the girls who are married/ date them because they’ll always have to deal with their bullshit and crazy people who are jealous or make up shit about these women, they don’t even know just to cause problems, people let’s grow up and worry about your own lives.
to Anonymous