THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this B*TCH Amber thinks she is hot sh*t and can get with any guy she wants. She is obsessed with Abercrombie and Fitch and even has the moose tattooed on her hip. What an idiot right?   Nik I have to know Would you Nik?

Answer: No, the moose totally ruined the inner thigh gap and she needs +2’s to hide her face.