Who Doesn’t Have A Camera Phone These Days

September 22, 2011 New England, UMASS 5 9,036 Views

Will the real person please stand up?

Will the real person please stand up?

Will the real person please stand up?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, call me desperate or whatever but I made a profile on some online dating cluster f*ck and this guy hit me up. This guy goes by the name of “Terrence Duggan”. He (or the guy in the pics he sends) is obviously pretty goodlooking. He seems to be way more into sending dirty texts and asking me for phone sex than hanging out. Also, whenever I send him pictures and ask him to send one in return he’s all “I don’t have a camera phone.” Pardon me but who the f*ck doesn’t have a camera phone in 2011?  My neighbors dog has an IPhone. DIRTY ARMY I need your help reveaing this kids REAL identity so I can tell this creeper to f*ck off!

Sounds like he already has a girlfriend.- nik