THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen these sl*ts (Alexis & Olivia) on Mill Ave more than enough times to understand how dirty they really are. They slooze their way around on Mill thinking they are hot sh*t and thinking they own the world……YOU PLAY WOMEN’S BASKETBALL, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SPORT. Alexis had a lesbian stint with some women’s soccer player and now finds her way around the football team while the other one is dating some wannabe thug. When I go out it is hard enough to see football players think they are gods, but to have these nasty women’s basketball players think the same thing is too overwhelming. Blast’em.

If you can’t dunk you are not a real basketball player. Woman’s basketball is not a sport, it just means you are a tall girl who is too thick or manly to be a model.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m 19 and just started my Freshman year at UCLA.  My sister is 24 and hangs out with all these wh*res/pornstar/non-famous people that think they are famous… and I wanted to ask you and the guys of The Dirty Army if you guys think this is attractive?  I’m really trying to discover myself and see what direction I should go with my body. Help me out Nik.

If a girl has to pound on makeup or change skin color to think they are hot… they are not beautiful, they are just self made sex objects.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so you have officially made Bomba one of the most popular girls in Toronto. While being out this whole weekend I heard so many people talking about her and being on TheDirty.  One thing that everyone can’t believe is that someone said she is only 17, how does a 17 year old have that FAT ass and those +2′s that can barely stay in a shirt.  Can we get to the bottom of her age?

She stuffs her bra and her butt to make herself look older. She is really 10 years old.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not sure if you a baseball fan or not but I wanted to get your take on the incredible run the Cardinals made this year. Fan or not you have to give credit to a team that fought their way from 10 1/2 games back with only a month left in the season. And gave us one of the most exciting games (game six) in sports history.

The World Series was RIGGED, but I don’t care because I won a ton of money.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not a genius by all means, but it was very obvious why Kris married Kim K. The guy is a crappy basketball player and probably has one or two seasons left in him at tops. That’s why he locked down Kim K so quick, he knew if he could wife her up real early, he would be forever famous for being the guy that married Kim Kardashian no matter how long it lasted.  I can only imagine how many endorsement deals he has had since they got married. I’m sure they will all drop him because of the divorce. End of the day, we all saw this coming.

Kris better be careful how he plays this because he could become the biggest JOKE in America. Even if the NBA comes back, I don’t believe he will play another season and Kim knows this.- nik