Are You Serious

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brita, she is a local bartender that spends her weekends stripping in South Florida. She thinks she is the hottest bikini model in Orlando but look at this. I wanted to see if you could help her out with some knowledge.
I can’t even look… those faces shouldn’t be taking pictures like this.- nik










The one on the right looks like a pirate’s wench from the 1700′s.
the one on the right looks like a young Roseanne Barr.
The one on the left is pretty hot.
Wow, haven’t seen photoshop so much since Rhine Alise was last posted! LMAO
Rachel’s Steakhouse anyone?