College Is Going Great For Jamie Kaltenback

October 28, 2011 The Dirty, UCSB 27 7,611 Views

FILTHY SO CAL WHORE

(Click on the Image to see a picture her parents would love)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this little blonde sl*t is Jamie Kaltenback. Let’s just say shes down for it all. Puts herself out there by telling guys “women are made for using for sex and one night stands”.  Is known for peeing in beds, and throwing up in showers, dumbest blonde bimbo that flashes her fake t*ts all over Isla Vista… news flash honey, your boobs look like a pair of florescent watermelons, put them away, no one wants to see that sh*t! Quit spreading your DRD, sucking everyone’s Greg, and try to remember who you have sex with so you can let them know they need to be tested when you leave those beds you piss on each night of the week. Thank god her twin sister is A LITTLE more conservative…..dont be fooled, the one that goes to city college is plenty more clean than the fatter one that goes to UC.

She has warped nipples.- nik