Comic Is A Fake Sugar Daddy
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is said that this dirty old man preys on innocent college girls pretending to be a Sugardaddy he goes by helpmehelpu on websites. Andrew Kern is a washed out Comic who is absolutely BROKE. His jokes as you can see are so bad that it’s no wonder he has to resort to manipulating girls for sex. BEWARE this lying low life ladies!
That’s just cruel to those bottle rats.- nik
Sounds like you must of had him. Nice going Andy!!!!
Sounds like you must of had him honey? Nice going Andy!!!!
This guy goes by the name “helpmehelpu” on sugardaddie.com. He gives his name as Jonathan. He drives a 10 years old Mercury sedan and will promise you an allowance.
This piece of sh*t did the same thing to me just a couple of weeks ago and he is a complete liar. he says he is separated from his wife. I am about to look this B*tch up and tell her since supposedly thats where his money is coming from. We should collaborate.
This is 100% TRUE! He is on multiple websites advertising girls to sleep with him in trade for $$$. The funny thing is, he doesn’t know that THIS girl has very incriminating evidence…..(knows someone who is working with officials)
I am interested in knowing what you have. I really liked him but he did not come thru. Let me know what you have. My email is [email protected]
Seriously, how do I get in touch with you? This is NOT ok and I am so pissed!!!!
I would like to know more. Let’s discuss.
I concur with the other posts. This dirty piece of sht needs to stop ripping women off! By the way the second picture is supposably him an the mayor :/
Jonathan is his middle name, also he claims 42 but he’s actually 55 yrs. He’s also located in Long Beach… I don’t know why this says Santa Monica.
Can you tell me more about this guy. I would like some info. I want to make sure that these things are true.
Diane
Diane how come everybody is saying bad things? I met Andy a couple years ago when I first moved here and he was nice to me, we talked alot before we ever met.
Cassie… did you ride the short bus to school?? Apparently you haven’t read all the comments. What a dumb kid. No wonder you’re friends with Andy. Don’t you think its weird that multiple women are mad at this fraud??? get a clue or you deserve to get molested by this creeper.
I agree with the person saying that all the good posts about this creepy fraud is posted by the creep himself. He posts them under different names. If so MANY women have been scammed and molested by this guy, even if they are exaggerating, there must be some truths in there. And this creep offered to give me money in exchange for sex, and no, he was not talking about an arrangement. He meant like a pay for play transaction.
Tell me you got the money then! He never paid you right?? Exactly. He likes to “play” but never pays. that’s why he is a fraud. If you think he is nice it’s because he hasn’t screwed you over yet. How can you be so naive?? Why would all these women waste time bagging on some normal nice guy??????? He takes advantage of young woman in the worst way.
I have seen Andy perform in Vegas and Chicago. He is an outstanding comic. I believe he may have broken a few hearts and now these women are angry and looking for revenge. However as a comic he is incredibly funny
funny looking.
I believe Dan is actually this fraud sugar daddy himself, attempting to rescue his reputation by saying that the women are seeking revenge. This Andrew guy is actually ugly and fat for those who met him in real life, also dresses like his clothes came from a garage sale. Please save the BS! Since when a fat and hideous douchebag can be a heart breaker?
Yes i think it’s wrong to. I met Andy when I first moved to california and we talked alot on the phone before we met, he was very nice to me
This dude is NOT funny at all.. look him up on youtube with the last name kern. his jokes are so bad. I am a comedian and I can guarantee that NO ONE has ever booked him in Vegas. I have seen him and he only does amateur sets for colleges and bars. He never gets paid for his routines. He always does the same jokes and lives vicariously through real comedians that do it for a living. He works during the day at some dead in job and attempts comedy in the evening. kinda sad actually. I feel bad for the dude. I have seen him get shot down by many women at the bar so it actually makes sense why he would have to pay for a girl.
I am looking for him. Can you tell me where he hangs out and can you tell me who you are? I would like to know more. Who knows, maybe I can watch your act sometime.
Diane
[email protected]
I met this one more than a year ago and apparently he’s still preying on young women. He hangs out at a comic bar in Long Beach, I forgot the name but you can always look it up.
RAPIST INTENTIONS: I met him in a big center and literally 5 minutes after meeting him, he asked me to come to his car so we can go someplace to eat. There were about 10 restaurants of all types surrounded us. He said he wanted me to go with him to his car (parked in a very dark spot of that center) so he can ”get to know me” better. After I said no and parted ways with him, he sent me nasty and rude texts for days afterwards.
hahahahahaha im glad this dick came to life!!! yes!!!!!! hes a predator but GIRLS PLEASE DONT GIVE IT UP TIL YOU KNOW HES GOT MULAH!
Can you kindly give me some information on this character. Kindly email me what you have.
Diana T
email: [email protected]
Does he have mulah? Can you tell me about him and about you. I am trying to get info on him.
he lives in long beach says hes divorced from his wife. likes to do stand up comedy at this cafe called eye candy or something like it.
why the hell do you dwell on this guy? hes a nobody! only info you need is to stay away from him! His broke ugly old ass never broke my heart i was glad to be away from him.
wow i remember this guy.. I am so glad that this has been getting posted around. He did the same thing to me as you other girls. He made me feel very uncomfortable and kept trying to get me to go with him in his car. This man needs help. I had no idea that he has done this to others. Someone should report him.
HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO MONEY! to answer your question
OK OK HERES MY NAME YOU ANDYS DOUCHEBAG FRIEND!!!
HES THE ONE THAT OFFERED THE MONEY YOU DUMBASS!
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A WIN WIN SITUATION. 1DONT JUDGE US! wE WANTED MONEY HE WANTED PUSSY! TS USING EACHOTHER GET THE PICTURE LOSER!? ILL EVEN MAKE A SITE OF FAKE SUGARDADDIES!
Have you ladies noticed that this predator Andrew has a lot of “friends” who counter all the negative comments said about him? We know it’s you who is posting all the good comments about yourself, Andrew or Jonathan (which is your fake name). And I would bet anything that the girl named Diane above is also you as well. Not only are you mentally sick and dirty, but you also look like you couldn’t afford a shower and some decent clothings when I met you.
I think you women are just mad that the playa got played. If you have such low confidence about yourselves, and give your bodys away for “money” then you get what you deserve. I’m sorry, you are no better than a women on the street, except I think those women are a bit smarter and make sure they get the money 1st. Get a REAL JOB, some respect for yourself, and be happy he doesnt turn YOU guys in for prostitution.
f*ck you dont judge others asshole
That as a very funny, true account. No better than women walking the street. Funny and true
EW. Gross. Well, just give him a bad reputation ladies. I mean I don’t agree with what you do, but I certainly do not agree with what this man is doing. He probably takes advantage of 18-19 year old girls that don’t know anything about life yet. Gross. Seriously, he needs to be stopped.
My friend just filed charges on him. She did not meet him for money at all! She met him at a comedy show and he wouldn’t leave her alone. She said he pinned her in the bathroom and tried to force himself on her. He needs to get his ass beat. He is scum ad needs to be arrested.
this guy is compleatly rediculous. he said he wanted to be my sugar daddy for 6 grand a month which i thought was suspicious but i do live in san francisco so it does happen. we planned for dinner tonight where he would give me 3 grand just to sit and eat and “get to know eachother”. luckily i googled his phone number and got the name andy, after he told me his name was johnathan. he also said he lives in LA but his phone number is from miami and hes originally from chicago. he claims to be a sailor who has just seperated from his wife and shes taking half of his hard earned money so he wants to spoil someone. he consistantly kept implying that we would have sex and i kept dodging all of that but he still kept saying thats what he wants. definatly calling off our dinner “date” tonight.
So sad…. I knew and met this Andy also, who does go by “Jonathan”. Sad this loser scams woman because he’s a broke loser. I feel sorry for him and he is going to get what he deserves. Karma is a bitch. One of these days he’s going to meet a girl who is really crazy and not going to deal with that, or have her pimp, or herself hurt him. He is a predator and taker. He takes advantage of young women. He told me the same story he told all you ladies. That he is divorced. I find out later he’s never eve been married or engaged because no one will be with his sorry ass. Really pathetic. I hope the women hurt by him find peace, and I hope Andy Kern “Jonathan” gets exactly what he deserves — a foot up his ass, and then some. Andy Kern is a user and a taker, a real life predator preying on women.
DUDE SHOWS UP AT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY SETS AND OPEN MICS – WATCHES – TRYS TO SAY HI – PRETENDS TO BE FUNNY (HORRIBLE SETS) AND CLEARLY STALKED ME. I’M MOVING OUT OF LONG BEACH! THANKS TO THE DIRTY A RAPIST WEIRDO IS PUT OUT THERE!
Girl Comedian. No offense , but I highly doubt a guy like that is watching your sets. He’s probably getting laid.
I don’t see too many hot women comedians, so I doubt any guy stalked you.
If all this is true, why don’t you just come with it and tell us who you are. Or are you just hiding behind your bulbous, huge body.
Why would he be following you around at open mikes. Are you just an open miker. Before you start calling someone a rapist, you might look at yourself in the mirror. I am sick of women crying wolf and making things harder for us.
This is the real Andy Kern.
All you liars out there should be ashamed of yourself.
All these allegations, rape, etc is libel. Don’t go around calling someone a rapist. The allegations about not working in Vegas etc. This is another lie. If you have an issue, email me. Show yourself. Don’t hide behind some pussy website that is ridiculous. Everyone knows it.
Some girl saying I stalk her at open mikes? Please…..I rarely do open mikes. I get paid.
Most of you folks just hide behind your keyboard. Have some balls. And you Nik Richie, Do you ever leave your house?
Andy Kern, you are the biggest fraud and deadbeat known to man.
Both of your parents are diseased and your brother is a homeless guy on the street. You prey on young women and lie to them. You will go to hell and get what you deserve.
Diane you are obviously an idiot to stick up for Andy Kern, Andy Jonathan Kern, a complete asshole, fraud, and total washed up LAME “comedian”.
Andy Kern, you will get what it coming to you. KARMA IS A BITCH!
Andy Kern Comedian SUCKS! You are a loser who PREYS on young vulnerable women! Your shows suck and you are a wannabe washed up coming… Andy Kern I really hope you get what you deserve.
Andy Kern is a fake, a scam, a loser, and a deadbeat.
He is an old, ugly, loser who can’t get dates or laid, that is why he cons women.