If You Had To Choose

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know your opinion on nose jobs and +2′s, but there is an incredibly huge margin for error in major cosmetic surgeries. We’ve all seen the terrible jobs surgeons are capable of. My point is, would you rather have a girl with a decent & natural nose or rack, or a botched job that f*cked up her body & now she is stuck with it? You push these surgeries so much on this website, I am just curious in your opinion on the risks & phenomena of surgery. Thanks.
Always get a Nose Job before +2′s. Final answer! Guys get boners with +2′s, but unfortunately we have to look at your face 85% of the time pre-intercourse.- nik










What is everyboy’s obsession with this chick?? She is FAT!! Out of shape!! Soft!!
its an old picture idiot shes so skinny now
Is she were in Orange County she would have an eating disorder and an inferiority complex. Or maybe she has one of those already? Obviously not the eating disorder.
I think Esjay is HOT!
Too bad you decided to repute that one Nik, it was a good question. Someone should call the show and ask…
I think she’s pretty cute. That looks like her mom right beside her with inflatable boobs as well.
umm shes far from fat.
Nose first nik? How about teeth before nose? If we are checking out a face, who wants to look at some snaggle teeth!
1. Teeth
2. Nose
3. +2”s
4. Chin
5. STOP
This fat skeezer needs a head transplant…she’s oogly!
Are you insaine??? Please give me your definition of fat cause im a little confused…this chick is not fat and she looks in pretty good shape if you ask me, not the best looking and I dont see why everyone think she is a godess she is nasty and full of herself like get a new bar outfit then one bathing suit layering the other its not making your tits look bigger or you better….
she just agirl nothing to go nuts over really
i would love to bang esjay
nooo shes fat! they were right hahahahahahahaaa.
she gets attacked so much because she is the hottest. Even JV’s mind is blown by her. He is as picky as nik. The more popular the dirt celeb you are, the hotter you prob are.
She always looks good!
gross
Prettiest girl in wpg
she has a terrible face, best looking girl in winnipeg would be tannis miller
tannis miller is built like a 12 year old boy and a HAGGARD face, lay off the tanning you look 30
Ew, i agree. tannis look like a leather face and the body of a little boy.
tannis miller may have a better body than esjay, but i wouldnt go as far as to say shes the hottest girl in wpg! Lets settle down people! Those fitness girls are not that attractive once they start lookin all muscular in the face, boobs,etc…
love the mushroom nose.
Fake 2′s just dont cut it. Flat chests are in.
exactly you all hate cuz she is the hottest in winnipeg and are jealous of her self confidence
shes a 7 tops and has a muffin top… ya, she woud get nailed and thats it… this chick is not hot at all
tannis millers face is a 10 and body is a 9 she’s only missing fake tits and she would be flawless, even without fake tits her body is still 100 X better then esjays, Esjay is nothing compared to a few girls in wpg, Tannis Miller is outta esjays league she would laugh at esjays photos.
Nice looking broad, nothing special.
nik is the smartest man alive
i wonder how she feels about old men jerking off to her pics?? that makes me sickkk
I dont get it, this girl is average looking, the only difference is she doesn’t mind taking off her clothes for pictures.
Tannis is an orange oompa loompa. NOT the hottest girl in winnipeg
fat ugly slooot.