THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lydia C. from the University of Michigan. She used to be a very nice girl but now seems to enjoy having sex with more than one purple crayon at a time. Someone I know walked in on her getting railed by two purple crayons at the same time during a party. It wasn’t the first or last time that she’s done that! What do you think Nik?
I’m pretty sure you could fit an entire apple in that horse mouth.- nik