THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Esjays aka Picasso is apparently going to be in Maxim, according to her facebook update. Nik do you think she deserves this? Is she really hot enough for it? AND do YOU take credit for bringing her upto the standard shes gotten too?? What do you think of the Blonde Esjay?
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this chick isn’t hot.
It’s Maxim Canada…so it doesn’t really count.
Thats true!
She is overrated and self-absorbed. She thinks she is the hottest thing around and loves that the dirty is making her famous for being dirt. she needs a reality check, she isn’t that hot and she keeps bragging about going to do some MMA show. I saw the line up for that show and all the girls except for 2 are subpar. Sorry esjay but you aren’t that hot, you act slutty, dress slutty and have a boob job of course people will wanna see you wear no clothes on because who doesn’t like boobs but that’s where your hottness stops.
she’s prob going as a butt pirate for halloween
isn’t halloween about being something that you’re not???
Entertaining site Nik. That said, I encourage you to research “Narcisstic Personality Disorder”.
Not crazy about this particular look Picasso. Go dark!
She is still one of my favorites!! Personally, i think she’s beautiful!
LOL Nik that is sooo true. I believe you should be making some profit from her being in Maxim. She’s not even that hot, there are other girls out there that are WAY better than that fugly thing.
That’s a smelly pirate hooker if ever I’ve seen one….Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!
My good friend is a graphic artist for Maxim and told me that that had to hire three extra Asian photoshop artists to edit her pictures into something the editors would approve of.
your a fcking idiot! lol…. if they didnt approve of her pics and her looks, they wouldnt put her in. hah asians know nothing lol loser
hey HomoJones…you are a joke!
This self-absorbed ho is just plain ugly!
W/out Nik, she’s a gogo dancer/fashion model in the city she’s most wanted… Winnipeg.
This Winnipeg supermodel would be housed in a kennel south of the great lakes.
I think that is fcked. Because of this website she gets the benefit of the doubt. Like I am way prettier than her. She doesn’t deserve it @ all. LOL
another self absorbed lil bitch who thinks shes on top of the world
I think Esjay is gorgeous ,Congrats on being in maxim
Of course you do, you’re friends with her.
So youre saying.. if she let you become friends with her, you’d agree?
dude I don’t even know her
my cousin works at maxim and i asked him about the major photoshop of her pics, and he jus laughed.. apparently they looked atrocious before they were fixed up.. why bother putting this troll in a magazine if u gotta photoshop her WAY more than any other chick… makes no sense to me.. even photoshopped ya shes pretty but nothing special..
MAXIM CANADA DOESN’T COUNT. THIS GIRL STILL NEEDS A NOSE JOB AND TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE WONKY EYES LOL
what un ugly hoeee
Her eyebrows don’t ever match and that right one keeps going towards the sky. She should try botox
she’s botoxing her armpits so she doesn’t sweat. lets hope she dies from it so we don’t have to hear about her anymore.
Pretty cool if she is in it. Think of all the guys in winnipeg who can say ” i banged that girl from maxim”
the “troll” from maxim get it right now
iespeople with boob jobs can’t breast feed there baby…breast feed babies are statisticalty smarter then formula feed babies…sooo her kids are going to be dumb…apparently she really cares about what’s important.
hahaha love this
You certainly aren’t very intelligent. Who told you that women with breast implants are unable to breast feed? That is untrue. Many women with boobs jobs are able to breast feed with no difficulty, but it’s true that in SOME cases there are SOME problems – difficulty latching, etc… Go ahead, Google it.
E-LAX was clearly formula fed !! lmao !
yes you can still breast feed….. RETARD
Anyone with a half decent face and a pair of +2′s can get into Maxim… and Maxim does not pay their models, so this is still not paid work. A good start for her though, maybe she’ll work her way into a real paying modeling gig someday.
who cares
Still looks beat as f***
Hahahaha I like how she’s making the same zoolander face in both the blonde wig pic and her dp “He’s only got one look for christ’s sake!!!”
So she makes what? $500 for posing for a douche’ Canadian Mag. Great. She is a step above the low level trash you see at a car show draped on a car. It must suck to be poor and think you are going somewhere.
either that bandana is photoshopped on her skull or her head is shaped like an egg on steroids
haha no one in winnipeg likes her, No wonder why she left.
Of course Esjay should be in Maxim…she is a HOTTIE!
A shower, some make-up and a little digital re-touching – even a beat up old prostitute bridge troll with a needle stuck in her neck and a Higgins stagger would compare
Maxim Canada ????<—- I was wondering that SAAAAAAAAAME THING. =)
ewwww this chick is so BEAT haha doesn’t matter WHAT colour her hair is, she’s butt-f*ck ugly!
I saw this girl face to face, shes not that attractive.. yeah, shes photogenic, but you can air-brush, polish up anything on a photo thanks to photoshop! But, you can’t do that shit in real life..
I’m going to have to go out and buy the magazine. That way I can put my epic man cream all over her face once again. I miss you esjay so much.
another typical white trash twa’t
Lol, there’s no ‘ in twat, twat.
She’s pretty. She doesn’t need a nose job, what’s up with everyone thinking all these girls need nose jobs..? that’s really immature.
STOP POSTING YOURSELF. YOU EVEN POST YOURSELF IN OTHER CITIES YOUR A JOKE.
right now she is working in Barrie, Ontario as a nanny to little kids and staying with the family there and yet she takes pics of herself half naked and posts them online. So disrecpectful and just proves she’s an attention whore. Stop doing that shit while you’re living in someone else’s house with their children and just do your job. Grow up Esjay seriously.
Hey esjay, you look dece fingering yourself on cam, how much do you make doing that? And please let us know what it’s like to be in a relationship where your boyfriend doesn’t dump your a*s for being a camwh*re. He must be a real winner! Too many hockey pucks to the head, or maybe you just suck him dry afterwards like the wh*re you are! In the end, you and Joel are both dumbasses but he deserves to be with someone who doesn’t need days off work due to UTIS, STIS blah blah blah blah
Maxim will post anybody!
ok so her ‘spread’ in maxim isn’t only her, its her with all the other ‘mma hotties’ and her picture is tiny so who the f*** cares? i’d hardly call that an accomplishment. It’s not like they picked her, they picked the ‘mma hotties’ she just happens to be one of their sub-par members. Get a real job esjay.
LOL , esjay looks like the dudes from WHITE CHICKS !
She’s even uglier as a blonde…O.O