THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! So this girls name is Chrissy Bruno! She’s a freshman at Kent State University! I need to know you honest opinion about her! Other than her not having +2s, what do you think about her? I think shes gorgeous, shes the perfect girl I have ever seen! I think shes gorgeous, tall, skinny, very outgoing and just down right amazing! I’m a 26 year old junior at a frat and have been hawking all these little girls, because I want to find a young one, that is hot, and that I can mold into everything I want and still being able to cheat on her with the older girls. I think she qualifies, my question is Nik, should this be the Freshman Mold? If not, I will send other qualifiers once I hunt them down.
Dude you are a 26 year old junior… she wouldn’t be that stupid to marry you. As for her looks, the nose is made in Jersey and the eyebrows are made in China. She is nothing special.- nik