Should I Mold This Freshman Into My Future Wife
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! So this girls name is Chrissy Bruno! She’s a freshman at Kent State University! I need to know you honest opinion about her! Other than her not having +2s, what do you think about her? I think shes gorgeous, shes the perfect girl I have ever seen! I think shes gorgeous, tall, skinny, very outgoing and just down right amazing! I’m a 26 year old junior at a frat and have been hawking all these little girls, because I want to find a young one, that is hot, and that I can mold into everything I want and still being able to cheat on her with the older girls. I think she qualifies, my question is Nik, should this be the Freshman Mold? If not, I will send other qualifiers once I hunt them down.
Dude you are a 26 year old junior… she wouldn’t be that stupid to marry you. As for her looks, the nose is made in Jersey and the eyebrows are made in China. She is nothing special.- nik
A 26-year old Junior who is still doing the fraternity thing is a complete loser. You would be the last guy she would want. You’re one of those who obviously doesn’t hear all the jokes being made behind your back, dad.
I just started going to school two years ago you friggin rat head.
I have been in a coma for over 8 years and I have just come out of it.
Until you walk a mile in my special handicapped shoes keep you mouth shut.
Ahaha a 26 year old junior? There is no excuse for that. We got a regular Van Wilder here lol. You keep milking that college experience buddy, I have a feeling the real world will not be so kind.
brah, time to graduate.
Have to agree with Nik. Plus she has the whole Oompa Loompa thing going on – come on. People that worship Jersey Shore are not wife material. Also, her smile makes her fug – her lip disappears and shes all teeth and gums.
poster u are a dbag.
Go meet her mother.
You won’t like what you see.
Fred speaks from experience. Every time anyone ever met his fat, bald whore mother, they ran away screaming.
what is the deal with her mom?
The 26 year “frat man” could spend more time in the library and while he is there could look up the definition of mold vs. mould….idiot! BTW… I married 9 yrs younger!
Mould is the British variant of mold…
The poster has loser written all over him. He is a 26 year old junior in a frat. lol, i feel so sorry for this guy. He obviously has no life ambition. Next.
Thank you, Nik, for pointing out to this toolbag the 26/junior thing. He should be well into a PhD at this point. Other important things he should consider 1.) Your “the old man” and everyone, including your brothers, are laughing at you behind your back 2.) your parents secretly view you as a waste of time and money, even if your family’s loaded b/c pissing away 100K’s on a bachelors (probably a liberal arts one, at that) is bad business. Remember, at the end of the day your also pissing away your inheritance.
Everything you said was fine until you said “liberal arts one, at that” –A liberal arts degree is better than a basic. it’s a more elaborate, well-rounded degree. Dirrr.
this is either a self post or this guy needs a serious wake up call. you can’t “mold” somebody into what you want. and the fact that you are a 26 year old junior says a lot about you. also, the fact that you want to “mold” somebody and then be able to cheat on them signifies a real d-bag and a control freak. graduate, grow up and do something productive with your life.
Precisely what I was thinking. But I think you are too polite in calling him a d-bag. He’s an @sshole.
hahaha 26 year old junior wow you are loser…cant read cant write kent state……..oh by the way she is from my hometown and i have already hit that not that fun
if she’s from your hometown, where is that?
She’s pretty, nothing special though. a dozen girls just like her at my school. Though as for this guy he sounds like a total douche. Hopefully you’re sly in your delivery because no woman would go for a chode like you.
26 y/o Junior hahaaaaa thats like saying you are a 22 year old senior in high school lol She is hot, leave her alone tho she needs to focus on school not being molded by your dumbass
What the hell is with this submitter’s use of exclamation points??
so, you’re a 26-year-old junior AND in a frat…? sorry dude, but i think it’s time for you to focus on graduation and GROW UP.
You are the looser old guy in the frat?? Lol! No smart girl that so “amazing” would date you. You’re supposed to have graduated or at least have your own place! Don’t you know everyone makes fun of you? You want to manipulate her so you can cheat and give her DRD? You’re a pig and honestly sound like a delusional dork.
total self-post. no man would use that many exclamation marks.
if this is the 26 year old frat guy that i’m sure it is he actually is 26 & in college cause he served our country instead of going to college at 18 like everyone else so think before you speak
He is in a college junior in a frat at 26 stop making excuses for the guy. I would not even make fun of the guy if he was just in college at 26. But to submit a girl who is not even hot and be in a frat as a 26 year old junior is inexcusable.
The poster needs to be put in front of a firing squad so that there is no chance he can reproduce and breed more idiots.
26 yr old junior…? I made my first million when I was 25. Get a life d bag.
Your first million pesos?
Even retards call you retarded. 26 yo frat boy. What a f*g.
Thank you all. I understand this website is for entertainment but theres no reason to bring up my family on it. :/
her nickname in high school was crispy burno
26 and a junior in college, in a frat, mold a girl to cheat on her, going after a young one.. you reek of douche bag.
I’m calling self-post. No self-respecting man uses that many !!!!!!!!!’s!
Im in the military. just because he served (if he did) doesnt make him anything special. this whole post screams retarded loser.
…and i wonder why i can’t find a decent man!
dude deserves to be bitch slapped.
this is the fakest, phoniest bitch in the land. she loves herself more than anything else on this planet. getting into clubs when shes only 18 because creeps wanna hit. she’ll end up a raggety leather skinned w.6th rat in no time.
haha she is beat to the max… she wears extra tight clothing because her cooch hangs down so low… shes worn out
haha so i guess chrissy posted this herself because… she has a crush on this 26 year old WHO DOES NOT live in a frat OR IS A JUNIOR in college.. he lives in aurora ohio and they have been talking for a while now.. but they get down alot.. and i guess her friend sky had been up on this site alot… and probably wrote this if im wrong or noww if chrissy didnt..
i have to admit she looks good now but excessive tanning does not age well.
Haha girl that what you get when you hangout with “bomb squad” you get put on the dirty!!! hint stop hanging out with those fake ass models who do nothing with their lives and work for adorable playmates, Your better then that chrissy <3
Bomb Squad? More like the “Big Brown Round” Squad if you catch my drift
“Bomb Squad” HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. omg omg. more like BEAT ASS PUSSY SQAUD. ladies..you’re in cleveland, we have about half a street, to mabye a full street of “clubs”…you are not that sweet. go to vegas, where all the other girls will put you to shame and make you wish you were still blowing lines in W6th bathrooms.
Hear she blew her brother Gabe
Oh Taylor Trouble don’t act like you’ve never blown a “brother”. Or is that a “brotha”? Lol.
This bitch gets more black dick than the urinal at the Apollo
I love black cock!
wow a pedi in the making..
taylor is a ugly lakewood trashball and chrissy was a niqqer lover that realized how worthless niqqers were. in reality it doesnt mattter because no girl from lakewood is hot or classy. this taylor whore is a anorexic coke head stripper who has prob inhaled every color cock multiple times. shes skinny as hell and pale and has no class or respect for herself. that why she loves purple crayons
hahahahhahahahaahaha. i honestly dont think anyone couldve described taylor more perfectly.
Wow, this girl went to my highschool and all i have to say is you guys are cruel, you have nothing better to do than dig and snoop into other peoples lives and put it out there so that they lose respect for her, when in reality its only because your self esteem is so low that you need to lower others self esteem to make yourself feel better. Everyone has secrets, theres a reason its called a “secret” because its no one elses business. Leave her alone theres nothing wrong with her. Oh and to the creep who posted this, your sick..
id hit
Rofl!!!
so you can “cheat on her”? wtf toolbag go stick your head in an oven already!
She likes nigs
typical LAKEWOOD HIGH SCHOOL girl. shes ‘blah’ at best. and now is west 6th trash.
yea she is a hoe…..for sho, ugh bacon skin and manbrows. she might be a dude
I just wanna have a threesome with Chrissy & Taylor!!!
Chrissy is perfect. The most genuine human being ive ever met and stops men dead in their tracks when they see her she is STUNNING there is no way around it the most undeserving person to be on this website but seeing a 26 year old man needs advice from the dirty should speak for itself didnt know dudes could be so insecure hahahahah chrissy bruno over everything
this is disgusting
Hahahahaha, when me & my girls see another girl who is TOO dark, like ORANGE, we say, “DAMN, Shes chrissy bruno dark.” hahahahahahahahha, yuck, she looks gross even in yoga pants. Plus the excessive tanning, she puts pounds and pounds of makeup on, she is just a hot mess, and is busted up.