Stay Away From Timothy Gordon
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Timothy Gordon aka Damanwh*re. (pathetically this is his is myspace url) Pretty self-explanatory. Although he is a cheating skumbag he still loves taking it up the *ss. So fellas he’s on the market. He will give it up to anyTHING he sees. He f*cks craterfaces, miss piggies (her name is Kaylee), mr piggies, and all around nasty b*tches. He will never be happy with any woman in his life because he is such a wh*re. The only girls he will have are the sl*ts that f*ck him and leave him anyways. Take a look at his past, he’s never had a good girl, because none of them want him. They see right past his pathetic cockiness which is really a cover up because he got bullied as a little boy for being a f*ggot. Oh yeah and girls see right through that too, YOU’RE GAY! Come out of the closet already! No girl is going to want to settle down with you anyways!
No doubt this guy struggles with his sexuality.- nik
damnnn girl
I know him! He cheated on my friend like a month ago!!
This guy struggles with his sexuality just like I do too.
I saw this guy at the gay club Eden last week and damn his pecker is huge. Best night I have had in a while.
I’ve been to one of their parties, and I met his ex. She was beautiful, and I thought to myself, how on earth did this douche bag get a girl like her?
I’ve been told, homeboy got a small dick and a dangly ball sack.
the unfortunate part about this story is that before he had the opportunity to come out he let his straight friends talk him into some of the ugliest tattoos I’ve ever seen. but who am I kidding I’d still hit it.
Too bad you can’t see the hideous turtle tattoos on his thigh, then you’d really want to hit it
I love my boo boo Tim !!
Come on girls, everyone knows Tim is a whore, but thats who he is. He is an awesome guy regaurdless of how many piggies he slept with. And come on NIK or whoever wrote this. Dont get mad because he chose those piggies over you or your best friends. My advice dont get mad at him have fun with him! Everyone always does when there around him.
– Momma
Go Tim! Go Tim! Go Tim! Lol
Dated him all of high school. Thought the Navy changed him but he’s still a player. SO sad because he truly is an amazing guy when he tries. But I guess you can’t blame him, when you’re hott you can get all the ass you want. Good luck to the current gf by the way…..
ps. Junior is talking about me. HAHA :]
This guy made out with my ex-boyfriend back in high school. Good to know that he’s still living the dream. haha.
He has a girlfriend? I just had sex with him last week….
thats cute that you had sex with him…highly doubt it
stupid girls stupid girls.
HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND? woooow..
ahahahahhaha classy huh
I just had sex with him before he went on deployment….And he has a girlfriend?!?! Omg wowww….NASTY