THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dylan. He has been with more fat underage and ugliest girls you could every imagine. He has fisted two girls and done more grenades then all of jersey shore put together. He is sweet at first, but girls this lake is def polluted. This little fella does nothin but hump any hole in site. So if you see some short kid with tiny hands flex dance, do your self a favor girls and leave Standin close to this kid could do nothin but ruin your no no place for life.

The fat underage girls are just a cover up for his homosexuality.- nik