THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this right here is Abbie Simpson. She’s being “dating” Justin Dahl for quite some time now. Yet it’s okay for her to go sleeping with a married man. That’s right. Then she can’t even own up to it and admit anything happened. Everybody sees her as the perfect little angel, when in fact, she’s got some huge devil horns. I’d watch out for how fake she is. Oh yeah, and she looks like a f*ckin butch with that haircut.

She tried to lean out her face with the dyke haircut.- nik