Funny Story About Baby Jesus aka Tim Tebow
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me start off by saying that I have nothing too scandalous about Tebow. Since he has been getting a lot more attention I thought it would be funny to tell this story about his days at the University of Florida. He was kind of seeing a friend of mine named Jessica she told me about a time when he invited her to dinner at his parents house instead of going out for what may have been their first date. I’m not sure where they we’re in their relationship or anything but it wasn’t very far. We’ll while Jessica was at dinner with Tim and the parents his mother kept commenting about how Tim isn’t married yet. Keep in mind he was 21 or 22 at the time I’m not sure. His parents kept going on about the importance of marriage. We’ll Tim’s parents loved Jessica and they thought the dinner went well I guess. Jessica told Tim she just wanted to be friends. Tim then gave her this speech about god told his parents they should be together and how she is making this big mistake. Tim’s parents both called her and say that she is going to hell for not following gods plan. Can you believe that? Remember ladies when Tim invites you to dinner on your first date with his parents… Its pretty much a marriage interview.
Nothing against God, but he has Tim Teabow so brainwashed. It bugs the sh*t out of me how much Tim name drops God.- nik
It bugs the shit out of me how many times YOU name drop god. Anyone who believes there is a bearded dude in the clouds that floats around passing judgment on everyone is fkin stupid
Hahahah I know right. Religious people are fake and brainwashed.
Wow, sounds like Jessica missed the boat. Did she end up with a better man or a loser?
Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven. Matthew 6:1.
In the same way, let your light shine before others, so that they may see your good works and give glory to your Father who is in heaven. Matthew 5:16
boo hooo nik some people love god, some people love attention, some people love gossipping, i know it is your job to judge people but come on man, at least he isn’t going out murdering people who raping women like half the idiots that are posted on this site. give him a break
bs your friend just wanted to be “friends” with the superstar of U. of FL and was going on in life to continue to be a superstar and make millions of dollars. It is amazing to me how American’s like to eat their own. This is BS story and a BS post, forget this crap and please concentrate on all the sluts. Thank you.
very well said…americans do eat their own. this is a fake story & I’m pretty sure Tebows family didn’t go to the trouble of raising him with the values he has to force him on this girl dirty fan they met once. I’m sure she’s a real keeper.
Why would someone talking about God so much really bug you.
Typically a Christian God fearing person is a far better person than a person with no beliefs.
The country is morally bankrupt enough. Let him enjoy his 15 minutes. What other athletes WANT to be role models anymore? This guy actually wants to be one for kids. Is that so bad?
I think he is the best thing to happen to pro sports in a long time. What would you rather have tebow or ochocinco?
Old school values such a bad thing? This country is a mess. Kids are 12 sexually active and popping out babies. Wait till your daughter hits 12. Yikes. You will be wishing she was dating a tebow..
“Typically a Christian God fearing person is a far better person than a person with no beliefs.”
Hahaha. More like a brainwashed person with no critical thinking skills.
Do you think Isaac Newton, Blaise Pascal, and all the Christians who founded most of the Ivy League schools and Stanford and many other major universities brainwashed with no critical thinking skills?
This story has to be so fake. You think the parents of a high-profile athlete, albeit a college one, would call some chick who they met for the first time and tell her she is going to hell. This is not even funny. Stick to the stories about Canary and +2′s.
does it bug you because you know you have no faith, soul, or meaning in life? i guess “bugs you” is another term for jealousy lol. stick to the evil words you love to use and refrain from commenting on a person who’s beliefs are none of your concern.
god doesnt exist. PERIOD!!
you dont exist
haha you must live a sad life
You are ignorant!
amen! (lol)
no guy’s he’s right..god actually doesnt exist.
No one believes this
dumb post
When Tim Teabag finally loses his virginity he’ll stop worshipping God and start worshipping the vagina.
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All the shit Tebow is getting is f*cked up. If he was anything but WHITE no one would be saying a word.
What a bunch of losers. You are worried this because of his religion. He is thankful and honest who he is. You would pray for this guy to date your daughter. Get back to the dirty laundry of society and do what you do best and that is scum.
I think he spent too much time as a ballboy at oenn st
Nice grammar. I see UF academic standards have not changed.
If this story is true…if. This girl should be kicking herself in the AS$!
does it bug you because you yourself have no soul, faith, or meaning in life other than to demean women and men who would eat you up like the cab driver u are? it’s sad when people are so empty that they try to take away from those who’s beliefs are none of their business. r u gonna post my comment this time or continue to be fake lololol
This story is BS!! Any girl would be lucky to be with TT!!! This girl (if story has any merit) is a total dumb ass!!! Tim Tebow is the sexiest man alive! Haters gonna hate. He stands for something and is not in clubs shooting himself or raping girls. Finally an athlete to look up to and everyone wants to tear him down, figures!
Think of it this way…he thinks he is communicating telepathically with an all powerful space being and telling him thank you for letting me score a td…
Yup…he is crazy.
A good guy like TT gets so much shit for having old fashioned values when most of his NFL counterparts get no flack for treating women like crap, not raising their kids, and carrying every social disease known to modern medicine. The media hates Christians.
You got that right. If Tebow was a Muslim they would be hailing him as the next messiah! I don’t watch football or even care about it but I love Tebow! Everytime he glorifies God he gets a blessing from above. That’s how it works. Someday a lucky lady will get this guy along with his baggage of loyalty, kindness, sanity, healthful living and love. If this poster’s story is true, it’s too bad that Jessica could not gracefully keep the memory of Tim and his parent’s affection for her to herself, not to let it end up on here. Oh well, there are loads of beautiful Christian women out there who will fit Tebow like a glove. Praying for his continued success and a great life as a outspoken lover of God.
I find all of the responses in the vein of “leave him alone, his beliefs are none of your business!” to be quite amusing. If he, or any other religious person for that matter, wasn’t constantly preaching his personal beliefs and judging others who subscribe to a different school of thought, we wouldn’t even know what his beliefs are. Point is, his beliefs are our business because he CHOOSES to publicly share them and make them our business.
he acts like he is the first (and only) person in the world to believe in god!
Lol growing up in a Christian fundy family myself, this doesnt sound strange at all.
Even when I began to question the whole thing, the amount of brainwashing I had to undo was unbelievable. Fundy religion is a hell of a drug!
FAKE. Tebow was one of the most highly recruited atheletes out of hs, most famous person at Florida, and good looking. Bet every girl threw themselves at him. This is the part that makes this site messed up. Any moron could make that shit up and send it in and you post it up here.
Fake story.
Even if you don’t agree with their faith, Tebow’s parents aren’t idiots and they wouldn’t tell some broad she’s going to Hell for not marrying their son.
I’m not so sure Tebow will make a good NFL QB, but he really is a very decent guy who actually practices what he preaches.
Really? The fact that he ‘name drops’ God bothers you more than the fact that Antonio Cromartie can’t even remember the names of his 7 illegitimate children? Cool story, bro.
PS–you have no balls for pulling the CC story from your site.
Here’s a petition for you, Nik— stop commenting how you’re praying for this person and that person. You don’t believe in a God, so who are you praying TO?
It’s like playing the race card if it was a black guy. But no, because he’s white it’s alright. The pressure is getting to him and he knows he’s A: not wanted in Denver by the head coach and a hall of famer super bowl winning qb and now gm in Elway and B: No NFL qb that can stand up to the hits that will come his way eventually nor can he pass. What happens when you’re behind 14 or 17 points Mr. Tebow? You going to make it close then say well I guess my maker wanted me to learn a lesson today? Give it 2 or 3 years and let’s see how the situation plays out meanwhile just ignore it. The more attention anyone pays the better Mr. Tebow likes it….
WHY ARE ALL OF YOU ARGUING ABOUT TIM AND HIS FAITH. HE CLEARLY LIKES BOYS….. GOOGLE THE VIDEOS OF HIM KISSING ON THE MOUTH TWO MALE PLAYERS FROM HIS TEAM. I’M SURE GOD WAS COOL WITH THAT! LOLOL THERE’S ANOTHER PIC OF HIM LICKING HIS BLACK ROOMMATES FACE! HE’S CLOSET GAY, NOT SAVING HIMSELF FOR MARRIAGE. THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL SAY WHILE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS WHILE THEIR POKIN BUTTS!
Well aren’t you immature! He isn’t gay. Hernandez was the gay Gator. It’s pretty pathetic to back one of the very few decent guys left out there. And his family is absolutely NOT crazy, and this story is 100% false. His mom is the absolute sweetest lady I have ever had the pleasure of being around. I have actually ate dinner over there many many times, spent alot of time with their family and church (in high school and while Timmy was gone to UF). You Tebow-bashers need to grow up!
I gotta be honest…Its kinda refreshing to see an athlete with character these days….He’s def not a top QB, but as far as his approach to life….I like what he’s doing….Kinda surprised Nik Richie would be bothered by Tim Tebow? I doubt Tim Tebow knows or cares about Nik Richie though.
none of this ever happened lol this bitch does not know tim tebow
He just says that god has wired for him just like black QBs say it was being raised in the hood or koolaid or something. Don’t believe the hype.
whoever wrote this has too much f*cking time on their hands
This is obvi totally bogus…seeing that Tim Tebow has two SINGLE older brothers….so I am sure the attention would not be on her last born to get shacked/wifed up before it would be for his brothers.
I guess this isn’t to lame of a story…with all of the attention on Tim…I can’t even IMAGINE the scandalous and elaborate stories people are going to conjure up about one of the most decent human beings to make it to the mine light in…well…let’s just say a LONG time.