THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me start off by saying that I have nothing too scandalous about Tebow. Since he has been getting a lot more attention I thought it would be funny to tell this story about his days at the University of Florida. He was kind of seeing a friend of mine named Jessica she told me about a time when he invited her to dinner at his parents house instead of going out for what may have been their first date. I’m not sure where they we’re in their relationship or anything but it wasn’t very far. We’ll while Jessica was at dinner with Tim and the parents his mother kept commenting about how Tim isn’t married yet. Keep in mind he was 21 or 22 at the time I’m not sure. His parents kept going on about the importance of marriage. We’ll Tim’s parents loved Jessica and they thought the dinner went well I guess. Jessica told Tim she just wanted to be friends. Tim then gave her this speech about god told his parents they should be together and how she is making this big mistake. Tim’s parents both called her and say that she is going to hell for not following gods plan. Can you believe that? Remember ladies when Tim invites you to dinner on your first date with his parents… Its pretty much a marriage interview.
Nothing against God, but he has Tim Teabow so brainwashed. It bugs the sh*t out of me how much Tim name drops God.- nik