Halloween Recap: Would You With The Girl She Has Become
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Picasso has come along way, from her days as a guy bucket to the somewhat attractive babe she has become now. I would. She’s well maintained and has been with the same guy for like more than six months, so that means she’s clean. So….Would you? She is you’re creation after all.
Answer: No, she is not where I want her to be yet. Picasso still needs to lose about 10 pounds.
GROSS!! Yeah, Picasso is looking way better, but her bathroom looks ghetto and disgusting!! Clean that shit up, and put your toilet paper somewhere else other than directly behind you in your picture!! skanky
She is a Ghetto narcissist facebkhooker
Make her go away
“skanky”
Wtf else would you expect from a SKANK? Just curious…
Esjay is HOT! How many times do I have to tell you. If you guys had the chance I know you would. If you girls had the chance you would too!
Troy Jackson = Esjay
If you’re going to make it so bloody obvious, you might as well just use Esjay & drop the charade. Seriously.
Thanks for the self-post…and your eyes are still crooked!
You’re welcome! I just HAVE to post myself everywhere. I couldn’t stand to see how normal the world would be if everything wasn’t always all about me! O.O How awful it would be! Ohs mai gawdz!
Man her face is BEAT! The only guys that think this girl is hot have to be like Al Bundy or some sht. She’s one of the few people in the world that when you look at them closely in the face, they just scream I AM DUMB. It is bad when someone can telly you they are really, really dumb just by their face. Alexis Neiers is another one, for those that need an example.
You’re not the brightest, either. (Proofread your shit, bro. S’all I’m sayin’.)
for FU*K SAKES, someone just off this slug already! no one gives a f*ck about you! Stop posting yourself to get the approval of some fuc*ing rug riding loser who you seem to just BEG to want to bang you. No one cares… and its getting more and more pathetic that you keep posting yourself…. did your dad touch you in your no no place when you were little? Whats with the disrespect you have for yourself? Its shameful.
another self post!!!!!
Well, DUHR!
Esjay,
I still have a green card for you! Give me six weeks and I could get your middle section fit as a fiddle.
She is starting to look disgusting. I know it’s a mix of that retarded duck face, and her trying to lose weight when she doesn’t need to. Her face is starting to look bad.
STARTING TO? Dude, she’s improved. If you think she looks bad now, wait ’til she tilts her head UPRIGHT. Her face doesn’t look half as lop-sided here ’cause she knows how to tilt her face to give the illusion that she’s human.
Why would any female be proud of their pic when they don’t have a waist?
So…You like “curvy” girls? Well…Go get ‘em, chubby chaser! Good for you!
She was waaaaayyy cuter when she was natural. Now she looks like every other hardened porn-star/stripper skank. NOT a good look for what was a very pretty young lady.
Id pound no doubt. and I get DIMES!
Only dimes? Man, I only talk to toonies. (For the Americans, a toonie is a Canadian $2 coin.)
Esjay sweetheart, seek some therapy! You need help! Stop posting yourself here! Yes your eyes are crooked, your nose is kind of gross :\ but your still semi-pretty-ish! Why must you constant post yourself here!? To seek validation from a website that’s trashy! (and not that I don’t love the dirty.com, but come on its trashy!!! ) You.Need.Help! ps clean yo’ bathroom!
O hai, Dr. Phil! Sup?
picasso you have so much time to take pictures. and post yourself, and do photoshoots, and for tht matter use photoshop. hit the gym girrrrl! all you have to do is cut your calories per day by like 500, and go to the gym for no less than 45 mins 6 days per week. (but work out hard) then everyone will stop hating you so much, cause you’ll be pretty and they can’t hate on pretty. get it together girrrl geez, you should’ve lost the weight a LONG time ago. stop being lazy.
Um, skinny doesn’t necessarily = pretty. Maybe that’s why the boys never talked to you in high school no matter how often you puked your guts out?
You can tell she lives in a crappy apartment. Wood and glass shelves, wood door, and wood closet talk about living it up.
Who cares where you live ??? My family are millionaires and they have a average house and they go on 3 trips a year and everyone is happy.. I don’t understand why put million into a house when you can put that million into trips and keep your family together and happy
Regardless of how shitty the apartment is, it’s a disgusting mess… she really has no shame to her game! I’d never live in an unorganized mess, never mind take pictures of that pigpen bathroom LOL andddd post them online?!?! WTF gross! Image her personal hygiene if she thinks this sort of “housekeeping” is photo/online worthy!!! YUCK
Being with the same guy for 6 months does not=clean.
Exactly. Stronger hint: CHEATING!!! Anyone clue in yet?
sexy pirates for halloween show how boring and stupid and dull a person is….get more creative!
What did YOU dress up as, Mr. Creativity Nazi? I dressed up as an alien dressed up as a human dressed up as an alien.
For all you hater of this girl u need to actually meet her, shes awesome. when u get her outside of the “industry” and talk to her like a normal human pretty sure none of u would poost anything bad.
The name “Trolllogic” implied there would be a troll comment to follow. I was thoroughly disappointed in this false advertising. I demand a refund. Also, learn a language. Only half of that was English. The other half was Failonese, which I am not fluent in. This language barrier is very frustrating. Please, amend this issue. kthxbai
Nik if you had a chance with a girl 1/2 as hot as she is youd go for it… grow up and admit it
I heard she slept with the photographer to get into Maxim Canada
Here’s something I’ll bet you HAVEN’T heard. I slept with your mom. She paid me $50 grand. I bought a car in full with cash. It felt goood.
The sex did, too. Not gonna lie. How is she, by the way? Tell her I said hi.
her apartment looks dumpy. guess thats the wage of a air head gogo dancer with a crooked face.
what she become?? r u serious. this chick is still nasty. and cuz she seeks approval from nik richie, shes an air head. her face is and always will be ugly, no matter how much weight she loses, how big her +2′s are or what import car show she attends. face it esjay, while some dudes may think your hot… its def NOT from your face!!
yes i sure would again it was great the first two times
I’m sure you say that about your Herpes, too…
messjay always had that jelly belly but is an expert at posing so it dont show.
Maybe I should re post her gang bang video again to remind people how much of a whore is and will always be. Skank!!
Do eet. -fap fap fap-
how do you know she has an apartment? thought she was staying at her moms house for halloween?
All of you keep saying how pathetic it is that she is “self posting”. One there is really no proof of that.
Two it is even more pathetic that you all have to share your oh so kind “advice”; like getting therapy. Seriously? you are the ones hiding behind a damn computer screen saying all this BS.
You all really deserve a punch in the face to knock some sense into your heads, and maybe some of your own therapy sessions. Because really you all must of had a rough childhood or some crap that effected your self esteem level to be so low. I would just love to see one of you, ONE OF YOU, ACTUALLY say this stuff RIGHT in front of her. Not one of you would EVER have the balls. you are all a bunch of pussiiiies.
i have know problem saying the truth to this dirty slooot’s face.
tl;dr gtfo n00b & let the pros do their thing
really
we got this
GO!!!
Shit she looks like a dog.
YOUR NOT A PUBLIC FIGURE. YOU STUPID SELFPOSTING WHORE.
True, but it never stops being funny how she thinks she is. Also, ALL CAPS IS GAY, FAGGOT!!!
lol i would say this anyday in front of her… Also she couldn’t get a guy like me, I have standards and don’t date girl bimbos that get gang banged…
You say you “have standards”, but what you mean is that you’re too busy trolling fags & pwning n00bs, right?
Esjay is beautiful! Seriously nik you’re blind. This girl has a rockin body and she’s gorg
i’d KILL to look like her. And no one has any proof that she self posts so all of you stop hating and stfu.
No need to kill anyone. I have an aluminum baseball bat. I think about three good swings to your face should do it. I’ll do it for free.
do the skull and crossbones represent the risk of sleeping with her?? cause she doesn’t reallllllly look like a pirate to me…
and she has pectorials in the second pic
I just dont get it.As far as girls from winnipeg go ,esjay is completely average looking .Not ugly not pretty just plain.
Granted, ten pounds is a bit TOO much to take off of this one. She’ll go from a Picasso painting to “Skeletor” by Picasso. That said, you’re crazy for thinking she’s hot. She’s bland & one of the most lop-sided people that I’ve ever seen.
she must be doing blow her face is looking horrible