THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think about this aspiring model? I mean she is super hot, but she should have not got +2′s with a refund gap like that. Anything you can do to prevent this?
The only way to prevent this is to not be a Man.- nik
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I wonder if this creature mates with men and then eats them.
who is this I live in tampa and recognize her
i don’t know why people think looking like a burnt doodoo log is at all attractive..
Super hot? Are you blind or delusional?
Looks like somebody left the barn door open!
Whoa she needs to lay off the tanning in the second picture! Yikes! those +2′s look terrible too!! I plan on getting some one day but they will never look like that!!
OMG what is that in the second pic!
how is this super hot? u would have 2 be on crack to think that
omg this broad is hideous
STOP TANNING u look retarded
nevercseen such a bad botched tan
guess she couldnt afford the Chyna2000′s. the implants for bodybuilders.
She looks like miley.cyrus on.ROIDS … Wow ew
holy mother of god, this is the manliest tranny ever
Super hot? Are you on drugs? That thing should be put in a test tube and studied.
Hahahahaha I can’t stop staring and laughing…WTF is that?
She is so scary looking.
I’ll give a serious answer- first, hit your ideal target weight BEFORE you get +2′s. If you get them then start losing a lot of weight they won’t sit quite right and your skin may sag. Also discuss with your surgeon having the implants placed UNDER your pectoral muscle. It holds them in place and also will prevent that look of having them just stuck on to an otherwise bony chest. If you work out to the point where your body fat is ridiculously low (below 15%) to where you can see your connective tissue and cartilage (note the center of her chest) then the implants will look ridiculous no matter how good your doc is/was and your pectoral muscles will pull so tight that the “refund gap” will not only appear- it will be more pronounced. The right doc plus getting to and MAINTAINING a toned and healthy weight pre surgery will give you the best results. I hope this was helpful. Oh and re: the bottom pic… I have NO CLUE what one does to achieve that rather crispy shade but it can’t be good for you,
I’ll give a serious answer- first, hit your ideal target weight BEFORE you get +2′s. If you get them then start losing a lot of weight they won’t sit quite right and your skin may sag. Also discuss with your surgeon having the implants placed UNDER your pectoral muscle. It holds them in place and also will prevent that look of having them just stuck on to an otherwise bony chest. If you work out to the point where your body fat is ridiculously low (below 15%) to where you can see your connective tissue and cartilage (note the center of her chest) then the implants will look ridiculous no matter how good your doc is/was and your pectoral muscles will pull so tight that the “refund gap” will not only appear- it will be more pronounced. The right doc plus getting to and MAINTAINING a toned and healthy weight pre surgery will give you the best results. I hope this was helpful. Oh and re: the bottom pic… I have NO CLUE what one does to achieve that rather crispy shade (which looks absolutely awful) but it can’t be good for you.
The 2nd pic looks like she was tryin to do a blackface….racist!
That is just gross, major refund gap and in the second picture it looks like someone shit on her face!
(giggling) man.
Yes really UG, but what is funny is, I dated a 10 who was/is way prettier than Jessica Biel, prob best looking girl on earth, and HER boobs looked like the above.
Hers were real, not fake, and looked just fine. I miss her, but she had different morals than me, even tho we met in church ha ha
WTF is going on in the 2nd pic??!?!?! AAaahhhh!
I just cried a little! This is the scariest creature I have ever seen! OMG!
this is some jerry springer sh@%
It’s a man baby! must have used bag balm on the lips and got fried at the tanning salon.BBBAARRRFFF!!!
No question a man, or wayyyyy too much testosterone.