How To Make It In Hollywood By Junior Varsity
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I live in Hollywood and this morning I on FB and almost spit my coffee on my screen when I read this update by JV that had me cracking up. I mean he has a great point, I’ve met so many hot girls here and just seen them do the same cycle over and over and its f*cking hilarious. Do you agree with these steps to success in Hollywood.
Hopefully the sex will be worth the war stories when they get back home. You can only catch it once, might as well catch it in Hollywood.- nik
Unfortunately neither photographer is a good photographer and neither one of them is Agency approved. We will never make it in Hollywood shooting with those two “photographers”
That’s the point! Do you not catch on to the complete sarcasm of the whole thing and that everything they do gets them no where!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA SO TRUE!!!!!!!
Haha keisha
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ahem????
1) Hang out with the boys IN THE GARAGE whilst your women are banging the idiots in the pool.
2) Ask those boys to leave only when YOU HAVED BONDED with all the other bitches’ husbands (producers/directors)
3) Get invited to the after party where the deals go down.
4) ONLY BANG THE HOTTEST CHICKS AND IGNORE THE REST.
Even goofy dudes like me succeeded by just layin low…
Oops. Sorry. Forgot. It pays to have a HOT WIFE on your arm…
why dont you submit yourself to the dirty fred? sounds like you would make an interesting edition.
Justin Price is a straight up rip off in all aspects of the term.
JV is turning into Ari2.0. Reign in that ego Nik.