I Want A Sugar Daddy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Congrats on the gorgeous addition! Enjoy every second of her! Anyhow, I’ve been DA Strong for a while now. And it’s about time I solicit some advice. I’m 22 years old. I work almost 40 hours a week waiting tables, and I’m taking 5 classes at UCF (which are just about to end for this semester, thank god). I’m sick of how hard I have to work, when I really shouldn’t have to. I’m a solid 8.69798. I’ve got an awesome set of +2′s. But I’m really tired of seeing all of these girls going out and finding sugar daddies at the drop of a hat, and wasting their money on stupid things like over-priced purses and pepsi. I just want to find one to help me get through school so I don’t have to work. Unfortunately I rarely have the time to go out and give myself an opportunity to find one. So this is where you come in! Help me Nik! Where can I find him?! I want a sugar daddy so bad, I can almost taste it! Literally.
Easy. Email me your picture ([email protected]) and I will privately place you on the payroll you are looking for.- nik










what a lazy cunt. quit begging for the easy road
Again, another post that makes me embarrassed to be a woman. Lazy, self-obsessed bitch.
Another lazy, whiny whore who thinks that because pop culture has embedded in your mind that you should be waited on hand and foot, it gives a false sense of entitlement as if you should be treated like a princess. We all have to work, bitch. Now get back to waiting tables you undeserving pile of excrement
this is the stupidest post I’ve ever seen on the dirty. and Nik you look doubly stupid for entertaining it. You guys need to stop living in a fantasy word.
Aren’t there dating sites for that? Start there. Duh.
what a lazy whore. work hard and don’t rely on sucking a sugar daddy off to get by in life. Jesus christ… this is what america is coming to?!
AGREE! get your own life by your own means. Why should some guy pay for your lazy ass to go to school? Oh and cute how you try to justify your golddigging mentality by claiming you wouldn’t buy “over-priced purses and pepsi”(you have fake tits, purses too good for you?really?). No you just need someone to get you through school, that’s all you want. No diamonds, cars, fancy clothes, nice meals, a house. Just school yea right. And another question, how is it that you need someone else to pay for your school, yet you found a way to buy yourself +2′s? Women like you are pathetic and are the reason our gender is considered a joke. So thank you bimbo for being too weak of a person to actually do something on your own, good luck earning your degree in golddigging.
Sometimes I feel the same way. So many rich old dudes have the money to spend. I wonder if they’d let me pay them back but NO SEX? I just want to pay rent and go to school. I’m not trying to blow it all on stupid purses and clothes.
DITTO!
Ugh I’m right there with you girl! It grosses me out to see these wealthy men pour money into these strippers/escorts when there are great girls out there who work their asses off and are bettering themselves. If some of these men took a year off paying these hookers for company or sex or whatever and put all that money into a fund that could literally pay tuition at private university for an entire year for someone who is actually doing positive things! I even know a guy who spent 25 grand on a cartier watch for this whore…. that’s more than a full year of schooling (depending on where you go)… it’s crazy… anyway… you are not alone.
all these “great” girls????
You piece of trash, no wonder you all going to hell, you are the reason America is going to hell, slutty tramps with their wide open vaginas, what a bunch of garbage whores.
95% of what is posted on this site proves the fall of our economy. People are so frantic, and anxiety ridden about money that they’re willing to stoop to selling themselves in order to pay the bills. While it is very sad, I can also understand where they’re coming from. Our generation is fcked.
Exactly! I have been pondering the idea. I have a BA from a GOOD University and work my ass off trying to afford to just START Law School… I have been accepted but getting funding (and approved for funding) has been difficult!! I have been thinking the same thing girl….its sad….but unfortunately this is what our shit economy / society is becoming. I come from hard working, educated, religious parents! We have morals. Its tempting, I understand.
I’ve been where you are, working full-time and going to school while trying to keep an apartment and car. But you are doing the right thing and will be glad you put in the hard work when you have a good job with a nice office and can say you did it all on your own. I rely on no one, and I love that I can take care of myself and now my kids with no help(I have a husband but I make more money and have better benefits. He also knows if he messes up, out he goes, because I’m fine on my own) Trust me independence is better than being someone’s wet hole. Stick to it girl, it will all pay off.
“If he messes up, out he goes” haha with half your sh*t and some alimony payments. Its about time women start picking up the slack and men start reaping some rewards.
Whaaaaa me no likey working! I’d rather suck old men’s gregs.
I’ll say it again, American women are the laziest and stupidest creatures on Gods green earth.
I live in Orlando, shoot me over a pic Nik, I might add her. And no, I’m not a 30k milli, more like a 300k+.
Hook it up!
I swear, women have it so flippin easy.
All women are hookers deep down…this proves it. Always want the easy way out…ok who#e here is rent….now suck my greg and dont miss a drop
First of all, American women being lazy? Any of you that said that are obviously from canada.. I don’t know where anyone gets off calling someone lazy that works forty hours a week and is two semesters away from a Bachelors in Political Science, looking to further themselves into law school. I sell my soul to these douche bag guys I wind up dating anyways right? Why not better myself in the process? I’m working my ass off on 8-10 hour shifts 5-6 days a week just to make ends meet; not to mention the lack of sleep I’m enduring. I get home from work at 3-330 in the morning, and I get to get started on a six page research paper on Arend Lijphard v. Peter Mair’s definition of Comparative Politics. Lucky if I’m hitting the sheets at 5am only to be up and showering by 7 to make an 830 class. What is so wrong with me wanting to actually enjoy somewhat of a college experience and being able to go have a beer once or twice a week with my friends. I’m 22 years old for christs sake. And for the asshole that brought up me having +2′s, I got in a really bad car accident and I felt as though I deserved them after all I had endured. And for the ones that uncderstand, I love you guys.
Listen bitch, anyone could do political science in their sleep. I’m a neuroscience major, political science minor at one of the hardest universities on the west coast. No wonder you can work forty hours a week. You don’t NEED to study. Uhhuh, write that paper all night with some Rockstar. Don’t ever complain about school again. Sloot.
Poster, if you have to ask these questions, then you are not at all close to a 9. Maybe you mom says you’re an 8.whatever, but she probably says you’re smart too. If men aren’t approaching you and you already have +2 (refund gap??), then you better study harder. Then again you’re probably studying some stupid major where you can’t get a job if you graduate and you’ll be waiting tables forever, playing the lotto every week, and still looking for a handout.
nik is such a hypocrite. all he ever says whenever he does interviews is how he is trying to help girls realize how slutty and gross they act..now he is trying to get them to be prostitutes?
hes probably just joking, grow a sense of humor and stop being bitter about getting posted on here for being a retard. u deserved it
This shit drives me crazy. Fcking bitches who think they’re entitled to something just because they look good. What do you think a man or an unattractive girl does in this situation? They fcking work for it. I hope you find some old loser and he shits on your chest.
This is the most pathetic thing I have ever read even on this site. This girl goes to college? Dont people go to college so they can get in a career that they want and enjoy and are able to be finacially independent? The girls that go DT every night in orlando and can afford all those handbags and pepsi through escorting, sugar daddies,etc are vapid disgusting, embarrasing, trash with no souls. I wont ever ever associate myself with that trash and I dont know why anyone would bc they obviously have some deep deep issues. Not all girls that go dt or out in orlando are like that, I know some very pretty girls that can go out and have fun but in a classy matter and will get up and go to an ACTUAL job the next day…POSTER – I hope this was a joke bc if not I feel really sad for you and I hope someone sends this to your parents!
HOLY SHIT. People need to learn that “stupidest” is NOT a word. So calling someone the “stupidest” person on earth, makes you the dumbest person on earth…
That is all.
I’m a Midwestern 7 without +2′s and I actually was offered a “full room and board scholarship” by a creeper 10 yrs older. NO THANKS, I’d rather work my 60+ hrs a week, and pay for my full-time classes with cash (and maintain my dignity.) Not a prostitute!
There is absolutely nothing wrong with a young woman wanting to be with and older, established, wealthy man.. its only natural to desire security and a man with success… but ONLY if it is based on a good foundation and real chemistry. If you just wanna whore yourself out for a couple college years then you’re gonna end up doing it for the rest of your life. I have been offered everything you can think of from all sorts of established men.. money, diamonds, tuition, trips, etc…. and have turned it all down. You might think thats the more difficult choice to make, but you’re wrong. Having some fat hairy dude sweating on top of you is much harder. I am now engaged to the man of my dreams- and yes he is wealthy and treats me like a princess- but I love him and our relationship is based on so much more than just money. DONT SETTLE!