THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I haven’t been checking out your site for very long (maybe a few months now), but I got hooked almost immediately. I see lots of girls on your site, some pretty, some ugly, some in the middle…and your opinions of them always make me laugh. You’re accurate about 98% of the time, and the other %2 of the time, you’re so wrong, but it’s still damn funny. Here’s my question: I’m pretty average looking, but I’m content with what I have, mostly. I was born and raised in L.A. (where I’m probably a 6.1, but in other parts of America, I’m a solid 8). Not exceptionally pretty, more on the cute side I’d say. A few people I know have had some procedures done, and I’ve gotten curious. I’ve never had anything done, but I wouldn’t know where to start. And that’s where you come in. This might be a hard one. Normally you’d say “start with the nose”, right? Well, my nose is ok. Not too big (except when I smile). No bump. But my smile itself…needs work. I never had braces. (Think “Jewel”, only a little less snaggley). My teeth aren’t yellow or anything, just a little crooked. So in my case, would you fix teeth first? Nose? I wouldn’t dare bypass those and go straight for the +2s. Even though I’m lacking in that department too. I have a decent body, not fat, not bony, just a small chest. What’s your opinion on this matter? Just curious. Overall I know my looks aren’t bad, and I probably wouldn’t change anything (except my teeth). Let me know! Oh, and before you ask about my body, I’m not fat. So don’t recommend lipo. I’d attach a pic, but I’m not after fame like these other B*tches.

The only thing I notice is this picture of Jewel is her teeth. Fix your teeth first then go +2′s and your life will be a lot richer.- nik