THE DIRTY ARMY: Alright Nik, here’s a new Picasso pic… she went in a magazine shoot. What do you think? I personally think she’s getting hotter, but that one picture makes her look pretty slooty. Would you yet? Or still waiting on that nose job?
Since when did Maxim turn into a porn rag?- nik
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She looks like she has a 5′o’clock shadow
Her gut is clearly photoshopped in the second pic and she still looks chunky. She’s disgusting. The only reason she got that gig was because I’m assuming she has some sort of notoriety to a certain extent because of The Dirty and Nik Richie. She’s not even average looking.
Hahaha. Shiitttty photos courtesy of Jamie watling who shoots an immense amount of stupid bimbo naked, and then jerks off in his moms basement lol. Haha not sure which is worse. Te fact she got naked for him, or the fact the think maxim canada is a good credit.
Hahahahahahaha. No.
Stop hating just coz u prolly ugly as shit
unfortunatly hes right. Jamie only got lucky with shooting for maxim canada ONLY because his father use to be a photographer. jaime is a loser, he isnt professional what so ever. I had my photos done by jaime, and once i moved onto swim suit canada i have met way better photographers than this p.o.s
still a horse-face
your sooo hawt.!
You’re* hot*
I think she looks like a crack whore personally. and aWANNA BE PLAYMATE. put your clothes on, Playboy didn’t want you and you were published in a magazine that isn’t all that popular. move to the states if you want to be in Maxim and see if they want you. You’re lucky Canada has low standards for hotness.
omg sick are those cow utters??? :S
The only thing missing out of the pic is a pole.
her face makes her look like a man…. her boobs make her look like a skank. hmmm. maybe you should learn to respect yourself not exposing your entire body to the world you H**
lmfao
MANK
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man + skank
Her Boyfriend should definitely dump her filthy ass.
why is her implant triangular?
one tit is bigger than the other, glad u cant see her butterface!
Now that I have seen the boob tattoo I do not find her hot anymore. Nothing says your fuc!ing a slut like a boob tattoo. Yes, I have seen them more times than I have wanted and any guy who would marry a girl with one is insane or pathetic. Any girl who goes into a tattoo parlor then goes topless so the tattoo artist can fondle you, to complete the tattoo, is a complete slut. The only way a boob tattoo gets worse if it is a black guy’s name like Marcus. Yes, I have had sex with a chick who had the name Adrian on her boob and no it was not her kid’s name or her name.
Nothing says I will have sex with you until it starts effecting my business or social life like a boob tattoo.
Boob tattoo = Complete slut/ Don’t call me, I’ll call you/ Will lie about monogamy to keep you around/ Will never truly be my girlfriend and I will be having sex with other girls who I also might call my girlfriend/ Will never meet my family/
Sidenote: I do not care where the boob tattoo is located whether it be the top like the girl who had Adrian on it had, on the side, or on the bottom it is just a complete slut tattoo.
She looks good naked
u r soo hot esjay , i would wifey this girl asap
She looks like a manly Miley Cyrus with uneven boobs and wrinkle fingers. Is she growing out her moustache for Movember too? Maybe she should wash her hair next time so it doesn’t look so greasy… Or is that even possible? Her nose looks REALLY bad here. Hahaha, really bad.
did she tattoo her breast implant scar????
I don’t understand what all the commotion is about this broad, yeah she’s a good looking girl but she’s no where near a solid 7 or a 8 lol so sad winnipeg, makes me feel like a 9 lol
wow she still looks like complete garbage, something is wrong with her face in this photo, and her t*ts look gross… is this photog blind or retarded?
What’s going to be her porn name?
What’s the tat on the underside of her boob say, is it “unloved” or “insecure” or “no self-esteem” because that’s the only thing that comes to mind when seeing pictures of this girl who’s as plastic and fake as a barbie.
You can only read it when you are pile driving her.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
tired of seeing her tits
What’s the big deal? Any skank with huge implants can be photographed in her underwear. Does NOT make you a “Model!” All it makes you is cheap jerk-off material for desperate men. Way to have goals in life, Picasso!
She looks gorgeous!! Nice boobs!
She is very gd looking, but she is lousy in bed, well not bad actually, but she is loose, it sucks when u get a sexy girl and you can her the mess it is down there, she wanted me to go down haha, not happening, she don’t smell but she losse as can be, but her BJ and looks make up for most of it
^bottom feeders should keep their comments to themselves^ you sound very desperate…
terrible tattoo placement under boob… ugh she is such a loser. I dunno why people keep posting her on here or if she’s doing it. I think she seriously has issues if it’s actually her posting her picture on her, Also Nik would never do her lol… Why would he waste getting divorced over a girl who gets gang banged lol… nik has some class.
yeah shes deff got a Movember Stash goin on here!
I’m not calling esjay fat but she doesn’t seem like she’s in good enough shape to be in Maxim (even in Canada). Her boobs give the illusion of it because they are so much bigger. Overall she is meh and it is pathetic. Miss the old days when Nik would actually give her a hard time. Esjay where are you? Why aren’t you defending yourself on the comments? lol
Ewwwwww……. She looks horrible!
-sigh- I am a HUGE fan however this picture upset me. I always thought maxim as a classier magazine with sexy, not naked, woman. Sure underwear and sexy clothing is great but not like this. Why do I have a feeling she was the only one to bear it all. Maybe hoping to get a bigger picture. Oh well. Keep at it honey.
lmao ew.. wahts up with her face? is shes going for the movember look too??? fuk she has a mustache going on… and her face is so long like a horse
Esjay is in town till the beg of dec i think ima slap that ugly look off her face and fck her bf again infront of her
dooo it. me too. He’s a good time
hahaha i wonder how it feels to have sloppy seconds of us esjay. seriously, if you only knew how bad i could get joel in a second. now tht you have made yourself out to be a complete whore, he will realize he doesnt want a gf where guys jack off to her half naked body. i feel really bad for you. I dont think you know how ridiulous you make yourself to be…. do you think about your future?. think about it
hahahaa
Esjay you are one BEAUTIFUL woman…WOW!
I like how she was defending herself saying “i would never do nude photos, or go naked” ummm wtf. You look like the trany on portage and main. Just like mystique the club u use to work at went down the toilet, so is ur career. You’ve shown all magazines what there NOT missing. “my picture wasnt as big as the other girls” boohoo maybe lay of the snickers and “diet” pills and take that saggy stomach and double chin to the gym.
Its proven: Diet pills don’t give you muscle definition. Sit ups do.
nasrt sloot, im still pissed abot her beatin my head in with a crowbar
*yawn* im tired of looking at her knockers…show some ass!!
man like she is not bad looking…but i just dont get ppl obession with her….like fuk man give her a break…stop commenting…
still boring.
Winnipeg is hella small. To see this girl posted again and again in the same week. Ugh either you people have no lives, or she is hurtin for attention.
Put something interesting on here!! This site is getting soooo boring. So much mushy, non dirty sh*t… reposts, same b*tch just another day….. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
buncha lames… haha internet psys
Back in the day when i sold this chick a car, i showed her what to do to drain my oil, boy was it thick.
She looks like she’s growing out her stache for movember
Yay way to go picasso! Its good to see a girl is even growing out her mustache for movember to!
Not even all the photoshoping in the world can hide that 5 oclock shadow
what an awful photographer. upper lip shadow, lack of nose photoshop, and why didnt he tell her not to hold her boobs lopsided? geeeez.
LOL she’s looking better in maxim? Have you not noticed they posted more pictures of the other girls in their profiles plus 3 out of 5 of Esjay pictures they chose she’s looking down away from the camera…reality check! bahaha
how is this suppose to be in a maxim mag? holy fuk this is disgusting :/ looks like a pic her bf would have taken of her… :s yuuucckkk
Coming from a woman’s point of view without being immature or ridiculous. Let’s be honest here.. This girl is clearly not ”fat” I dont understand the stereotype with girls having to be rails. So its definitly not her body, if anything its great she’s posing in whatever magazine with not having to look like a rail. Ya she has fake boobs get over it? I aswell have fake boobs after my son.. Jealous people only talk sh*t. If anything this is a sad situation now the poor girl even wants her nose done. She looks like she tans everyday, and wears a pound of make up. Ya I am a hypocrite being on this site by saying this but no wonder this poor girl acts the way she does and changes her body and looks all the time trying to suit the ideal image people hold over girls heads to look like. If anything someone should tell this girl to stop trying to look like someone she’s obviously not even the hottest models get photoshopped and air brushed. And to be happy the way she is and embrace her flaws.
Nicole
Clearly this is self posted and she is an insecure woman lookimg for attention i hope u can never get work hoe
selfpost haha
you make laugh and sick to my stomach at the same time….you get posted on here so you run to the media and cry…then you post yourself half naked in the paper and the internet,let alone the videos… good god i feel horrible for your parents! but if that wasnt bad enough for yourself…. now your posting and sending updated pictures back to nik who apparently was the meanest person on earth and pretty much “ruined your life” asking for his approval on how you look now?? wow….its funny how everyone knows you but nobody has anything nice to say…..your epic fail at starving for attention is worse then all of these posts about random ppl being pepsi heads and whores and sloots….because you prove it to the world and clearly have no self respect and do it to yourself…..you are so PATHETIC……..just a question…..are you not embarrassed??? cause you really should be…and if your answer is no….maybe instead of loosing weight that you dont need to loose you should work on not being so selfish cause thats gotta be embarrassing for your family…