Picasso Strives To Be Perfect
THE DIRTY ARMY: SO Nik, looks like Esjay wants to take your advice and get a nose job. Question is, will you donate money? She is hoping to have 100% funded?? Guess whatever shes doing for a living is not paying very well. I personally don’t think a rhinoplasty will help her. She wants to shave the bone down… but what will help her miss piggy nostrils? Congrats on Press btw, shes beautiful!! Something Picasso strives to be. DA STRONG.
Picasso should of got this procedure first before the +2′s. But we live and we learn.- nik
…and maybe shaving that jaw of hers. Yeah.
Her eyes look crooked even when they’re closed…..
That really is true.
…and Nik should’ve invested in a grammar lesson. “Should of”?! Really? Are you an idiot Nik?
Honestly she needs the money for therapy more than anything.
Fun is fun but I only pity this girl.
Wow shes been on the dirty way to many times
Why would someone post that on Facebook or Twitter..I don’t get it..
I don’t care what anyone says…she’s the hottest chick on this site by a mile. I’d smash that allllll the live-long day.
are you serious…. i think dannie riel is way hotter then esjay!! they both just airhead import models. but dannie (although just recently got +2s) natural beauty is far more sexier. have you ever seen esjay without makeup??
So do I have this right? This one, and so many others, want to walk around with their attitudes that they are all sexy and beautiful and confident but really?? Fake cans, lipo, nose jobs, caked on make up, lip injections and whatever else they can do to themselves to feel better about who they are (or who they wish they were). Heres a better solution Esjay, get some self confidence by liking who you are and not who you wish you were. You used to be super fun and friendly and seemed to enjoy being yourself. Hope youre happy looking in the mirror at all you arent now. The only thing you, and many others, seem to be now is…FAKE
ugh women who want guys to pay for their plastic surgery. this is why this site exists!
Esjay there’s nothing else left for you to do. Strip or do porn. Either way you’ve become the ultimate attention seeking who ore
What a stupid bitch, asking for hand outs for a nose when the world is in the condition it’s in. Go to hell and take your nose doctor with you, you make me sick!!!
anyone who donates money for this should be sterilized immediately
she does not have to change anything , she is naturely beautiful !!!
There is absolutely nothing wrong with her nose… I don’t see why all the girls (And gay boys, Nik don’t deny it) in the world just try to tear each other down, calling someone ugly does not make you prettier and does not make you feel prettier.
no matter how many times you post yourself your STILL ugly! now your head looooks gigantic cause you lost weight. loser
I would be seriously embarrassed posting asking for people to help me get a nose job. Your right she obviously doesn’t make very good money if she can’t pay for it herself. I would understand asking people to help fund a surgery or something for health reasons but this is just pathetic.
What a loser!
Get a job you lazy loser!
this chick is pathetic already….we’ve herad anough about picasso time for a new dirty celeb! shes all washed up
what a greedy bitch.
It’s pretty sad what she’s doing. If you look on that site, it’s filled with good people looking for help with legit medical bills like cancer treatment or ESSENTIAL surgery…not some pathetic narcissist looking for a nose job purely for vanity reasons…sad.
I couldn’t agree more. What an uncompassionate, selfish, self-seeking, POS!
Children with life threatening conditions trying to survive and on the next page this lazy no talent loser looking for someone to buy her a nose job.
If she has any self respect at all she will end her pathetic begging and donate any money raised so far to the children’s hospital.
So Esjay lets see if you have the decency to do the right thing and maybe people will overlook your moment of selfishness.
your a joke already stop posting yourself nobody cares
your a joke
her eyebrows are different. what did she do to them?
ha. forget about the homeless or poor starving children…clearly this chick is way more important. go get a job you selfish c@nt.
She looks great already, but if nose work makes her happier, then it is her decision!
i hope no one gives her money
I’ll throw in $100 but I’m gonna want a full hour of “service”. What say you Picasso?
This is pathetic. BEGGING for a nose job. Pathetic.
She should strive to be relevant, but i think that will be outta reach for her, Esjay just get a job or get prego cause thats as far as your life will take you.
PS you have nice t!ts.
it not that she is poor or can’t afford it but it is called Hustling, and she does a gd job at it, she uses her sexy looks to egt what she wants, why not shit, most of you women if had the same looks would do the same, or if was smart you would like i said it called Hustling, Gd job Girl, if i didn’t know what hustling was or needed to get laid i would pay for your nose, bu im gd, i have and am fakig sexy girls then u so keep up the ghd work and you will get there
maybe you should put a hold on sleeping with girls and instead, pick up a book so your degenerate brain can learn the english language
lmao. your a complete idiot huh. your spelling is horrible. and a hustler is one of the pathedic breed. so take your drug dealin, grade 6 education elsewhere… loser.
Need DA advice.. is 27 too old to invest in a nose job?
Esjay is my mom
This chick didnt even pay for her own implants. she had them funded also off off some cheap internet site where you have to talk dirty and do live video chats for dirty old perverts to send you money. It doesnt suprise me she would let someone pee on her for 100.00. esjay… your a wh*re.
hahahaha why does her head look so darn big now??
wonder if they have surgery for that!
ESJAY: if you let foreign men piss n sh*t on you, you will achieve that goal of a nose job far more quicker!!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE A TYPICAL WHITE GIRL. NOTHIN STANDS OUT, SHES NOT EXTRA PRETTY.
Why do you keep giving her publicity.
Looks like she deleted her gofundme acct. It’s not there anymore, even when I click on the link from her twitter. Guess the comments on here got to her lol
Esjay nose is great looking, but eyebrows not so much.
one word esjay: PATHETIC
This is the most F*cking pathetic thing Ive ever seen! Are you SERIOUS? Begging people for money over a fundraising website to pay for your nose job? You are DISGUSTING. Not only are you mentally ill but you’re UGLY as shit and wont EVER be “perfection” – instead of losing weight like a normal person (going to the gym) you ACTUALLY buy into those pills, and the fundraiser thing just BLOWS my mind… girl, you need to be spending your money on a good psychiatrist there is CLEARLY something VERY VERY wrong with you. “beauty” is only skin deep, and if you have a horrible personality no amount of surgery can make you pretty. Shame on you Esjay….you’ve taken yourself to a whole new level of PATHETIC. I seriously didnt think you could get worse, but this here just proves it… you’re sick in the head. Stupid cunt
I am so over this crooked faced lazy slut. Can she just disappear into the abyss with utters? Both of those ugly girls need to get real jobs and help the world instead of letting their tits hang out of their shirt.
I kept on telling people I have the ncier noses, since grade 9
i’m not familiar with these kind of surgeries, will it hopefully straighten up those eyes?
she looks good from the bottom of her lip down
I feel bad for this girl – She can’t simply just accept herself for who she really is. There will always be something that she can find wrong with herself and it’s probably not going to just end at the nose procedure. Being a life like barbie doll isn’t attractive. You have to learn to love the real you. Personally someone who is trying to be someone else then who they really are need help…
That’s pretty pathetic that she is going on facebook asking for other people to give her their HARD EARNED MONEY to support her to become even more fake than what she already is. I just have to say that she should be ashamed of herself going out and being a beggar like on the side of a highway asking for money to pay for her nose job! Like if you want to fake yourself up more make your OWN MONEY instead of leeching on others you stuck up bitch!
maybe this slut can do another gang bang vid and charge for it….doubt it though, she likes being a whore for free .
hahahaha @ miss piggy nostrils. so f’ing true
Picasso recently joined the dirtyarmy… we all laugh at her. she such a damn airhead.
Picasso, get a life.
LOSER B*TCH ERASED HER POST. REALIZED THAT SHE SOUNDED LIKE A GREEDY PATHEDIC HEAD CASE.
ESJAY, A NOSE JOB WILL NOT MAKE YOUR LOOKS ANY BETTER. YOU CAN LISTEN TO NIK ALL U WANT. REALLY DO U WANT A NOSE LIKE SHAYNE LAMAS? CUZ IF THATS WHAT HE THINKS IS PERFECT AND THATS WHAT YOUR TRYNA ACHIEVE… THAT BIG OL HEAD ON YOUR BODY IS TRULY FILLED WITH AIR. NOTHING ELSE.
THIS IS JUST PATHETIC
Please just realize a beautiful girl when you see one. Do you realize that critiquing her is not helpful?! I admit i am addicted to this site….horrible for self-esteem. Sam…don’t change a thing. Learn to love yourself the way you are and ignore people telling you that you are not good enough. No matter what you do, someone will dislike it
Yes, people will be critical no matter what. It shouldn’t stop you from what you want. But there is a fine line between that and being extremely selfish and having the nerve to think she has some sort of power that people will want to please her and pay for her nose surgery. Look at that site and see all the people who truly need help and are in terrible situations. She needs to realize just because you are “pretty” and get a couple of opportunities to try some new doesn’t make you a world known success and to get a job like the rest of us! Stop leeching off people!
I started following her on twitter and at first I thought she was going to be all stuck up and annoying but she actually seems really down to earth. I have mad respect for her, I don’t know if I could personally handle it if it was me on this site instead.
honestly esjay has to resort to asking for charity, because she is basically a retarded selfish cun+. the girl doesnt even have a high school diploma. the only reason she is losing so much weight is because she cant even afford to buy herself food. she cant even hold a job for more than the probationary period. esjay you are an ugly person, on the inside and out. no amount of surgery, weight loss, or lip injections will ever change this.
I think the stupid whore deleted the donation thing. I hope karma bites her in the ass for being such a selfish cunt, I can’t wait until all that plastic starts looking like sh*t when she gets old. I can’t believe she’d have the nerve to even ask for a nose job when there’s people needing money for surgeries and emergencies on that site. Esjay, you’re a sloppy ass whore with a crooked face, get over it.
you guys are pathetic for still commenting. you think she is the only girl in this world on a website like that? there are girls alot more uglier and alot more fake than she is. maybe find someone actually worth saying sh*t about. esjays actually been under the radar now for how long? the only reason shes still on here is because of pathetic people that are completely 100% obsessed. i think all of you need therapy.
Omfg!! This chick is so pathetic ! Nik y do u keep posting her?? By the end of all her pathetic surgeries she’s gonna b someone else basically a clone lol!! Way to go Esjay for allowing some guy to make u change ur whole body, way to show all the other ladies to get walked all over and treated like sh!t! Them again ur use to it anyway! Don’t see y she does all these self posts, wait maybe it’s some Kind of self esteem exercise to try n boost her little if none ego! I be EMBARRASSED to be her!
what an effing loser lol… once trash always trash!
She is pretty and anyone that says she isn’t is just saying that because she has a horrible personality. She is trying to be famous and has taken every wrong road to get there. I work in the media and can tell you that she is not at the start of her career but rather the peak of it because nobody is going to take her seriously anymore. She has proven to be a self serving sl*t and the general population doesn’t go for that type… I doubt she wants the attention from the type of audience it does go for… but then again I could be wrong, who knows with her.
She really needs to put some clothes on and get her crap together. Nobody wants to look at pictures of somebody that annoys them!
Her name is Samantha, why does she call herself Esjay? So when she DOES get a real job, and they search for her on here, they won’t find all these posts? She went to work with her mother yesterday, she tweeted “I need to get use to this ‘work’ thing.” she is a lazy brat.
sammie joe was her name…. i guess esjay is her wanna-be-stripper name. whooo knows. tioo much fake is going on here though esjay. LEARN TO BE HAPPY WITH WHO YOU ARE! Jesus christ…
if i donate money on that site it will be for a baby or a child battling to survive. it won’t go to a selfish bitch who clearly couldn’t stand what she looked like naturally.
Does anyone else find it funny that in the beginning of her being a dirty celeb she went and whined to the Winnipeg Sun about being posted on the site. Now she embraces her dirty celeb status? Pathetic. Why the hell should you care what a random guy thinks about your body. You’ve never met him, you have a boyfriend, shouldn’t your boyfriend’s opinion on your body matter more than this stupid pig? I thought Esjay was a gorgeous girl, now I think she’s a pathetic worthless sl*t who just wants the world to think she’s the hottest thing ever. The faker you get, the uglier you get. Bravo Esjay, you’re like all the other wh*res on this site. *slow claps*
the only reason she’s in maxim is because she is one of the average looking mma girls which they put in there, and even then they had to take a pic of her with her eyes closed because not even photoshopping it to hell could make them appear even and look right. she has a messed face and she isn’t that good looking, average makes it in maxim canada apparently.
Begging on the internet like a street side rubby begging for change? A new low indeed! I suppose this is indicative that her “modelling” career isn’t paying well enough… I mean magic beans might look like nice paycheque but I suppose she’s finally figured that it doesn’t quite pay the bills. It sickens me to know that she posted on a site asking for money where people who need donations for necessary medical proceedures post themselves and loved ones to attempt to SAVE LIVES.. so she can fix a nose that isn’t even broken? I can’t fathom the idea of one who has become so insecure and selfish that she has sunk to such a low level. You keep riding that 66 bus cause I see there on it sometimes… course I am on my way to work.. where is it you are going? One would assume you would be looking for a sugar daddy so you wouldn’t have to ride transit Tom?
hahaha is it just me or does she look like shes holding in a fart!!
she will b ugly even with a nose job
This chick has no conscience at all! She caused her parents to divorce over her sex tape now she wants to take money from dying people so she can get a new nose? I used to actually be a friend. No way, not anymore, she’s just a filthy selfish whore with no morals left. She used to be so fun and have great self confidence, now she has none at all. She can’t even earn enough money to support herself let alone pay for surgery. She’s never been self sufficient ever. She likes attention so much she doesn’t care how bad the attention is, as long as it’s being given to her and no one else.
What sex tape?
btw her friend Crystal is an idiot lmfao……funny how Jocelyn and her are not good friends anymore…Jocelyn is way better than her, you don’t see her begging for money……
this girl is sooo insecure! She probably walks around with a mirror contantly. I feel bad for her.
I feel bad for this girl, she must have something really wrong with her.
Esjay it thought you were better than this :/ Ive lost all respect for you.. You’ve just become the most pathetic human being.
I think maxim needs to know what shes done in advertising herself and taking money from people who really do need it and are dying. Letters to the editors with links and screen shots will suffice. They need to see the trash they are putting in there. I will tell them that we will be boycotting further purchases of the magazine as well because of it.
agree. i will do the same.
Oh interesting idea! Mite be proactive to call ahead to future bookings of hers to let em know a boycott is coming if she’ll be there. Lmao.
she has obviously deleted her gofundme account. she prob read all the comments here, realizing taking money from people that actually need it to fix her minor problem was ridiculous.
samantha, really you did dirty stuff on that other website to get your implants, why not strip at a club? tips for nips? work for your money. so pathedic
get a job skank
Just so you know your bf Joel is cheating on you dumb ass get a job
your asking for charity money for a f’n nose job when there are so many real charities that need help. maybe you should use your campaigning for something ppl actually care about. like the humane society or kids in africa, or make a wish. ppl like you discust me. your so selfish and concieted.
I agree with you this is appalling,and what is upsetting is she has already had a nose job before. But now is saying she has never had one, so that’s a lie. Esjay you should be ashamed of yourself, and I hope you have a backup plan for a career.
ughhhh this chick is so getting boring already. I swear ive seen her on here 4 times since I got to this one.. which is only on page 4. really people, either yall r obsessed or she is. either way get a life. this chick is ugly, we get the point.
Personally, I’d rather give my money to something like a charity? Especially around the holiday’s. SO pathetic. What a selfish BITCH! That’s SO rude, and I cannot begin to explain the disrespect she is indirectly to society. Sam, you should be ASHAMED of yourself! Starving children? Soldiers? Women’s shelters? Homesless? And YOU want a NEW NOSE?! Get a grip, you utterly ignorant girl.
sad excuse of a woman.