THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Joey Alva this dude is the biggest poser ever! He claims to be one thing and than claims to be something else the next. He thinks he’s a bad *ss he try’s to get as many girls as he can get. He tries to use a “bad British” accent to get in a girls pants. He claims to smoke with “lil wayne” but he hasn’t. He use’s people for money, weed, and for alcohol. He tries to act like “Christopher Drew” from NeverShoutNever! He gets all the tattoos that he has and he tries to sing and play the guitar like him but it just doesn’t work. Girls beware of him he will only use you for sex and trust me it’s not worth it his “package” is tiny.

Drag queen in the making.- nik