Someone Please Tell Melissa Lockwood She Is Not As Hot As She Thinks
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sl*t muff is Melissa Lockwood, she looks about 29 but is 19! She’s a complete retard who gets wasted and spreads her legs to anyone around Roseville/Sacramento. I went to school with this mess and she is one of the most fake, disgusting looking things Ive laid eyes on. I’d say she’s tipping the scale at 160 or so, with a nasty weave, capped teeth, a huge muffintop, and alien orange fake tan. Her brother is on here and is just as gross, an oxy freak who gets no ass. She thinks she’s the hottest sh*t to mankind, unfortunately this whale def has a few gifts to spread if you know what I mean.
I don’t know what you mean? She is Santa Claus?- nik
Seems pretty fit and proper to me
Poster was DENIED
derrrrrrrrrrrrr shes santa…theres that witty humor i love about you rick snitchie,that hoe looks good
lol don’t insult 29 year old’s like that
Mellisa is such a liar and thief not to mention she is horrible in bed.
shes a thief?
she is a thief????
lol how is she a thief or a liar? your the one lying.. you never slept with her you just wish you did.. you cant even spell her name right idiot
Everyone has slept with her even me before i got married
I dont even know a Trevor.. nice try bud.
Mellissa we dont spell your name right because you dont deserve it. Get a nicer car and better handbags and for pete sake get a life your a drug addict
get a nicer car and better handbags? do you understand how shallow you sound? material things shouldn’t make or break a person. I bet you’ve never even talked to her before.
160 really isn’t fat, unless she is under 5’5. Should she be 100 lbs, so then you could say she has an eating disorder?? You seem kind of jealous and shallow at that. I see nothing wrong with her…unless it’s her attitude that makes her ugly. Still, I would not say fat!
Oh snap! It’s Chester Cheetah!!!!
seriously wtf does chester cheettah mean???!!!!! telll meeeee.
It means she’s ORANGE, moron!
If you look at the other post about her and her friend, I made a reference……..
Continuity, um yeah.
can she just be a dirty celeb alreadyy??
I think she’s kind of hot!
i would love to bang her
Wow she’s huge. And wears a pound of makeup
Oh look, another coked out stripper! Next.
She’s hot, in that skankalicious way. I think the highest compliment appearance-wise one can bestow upon a woman is “beautiful,” which this girl will never be. But she could get a load on her face, for sure. She’s just working with what she’s got.
Whoever posted this is a hater! I don’t know the girl but I’m sure she’s hotter than the person who posted it!
shes a screamer, and her bf does gay porn.
for the record im 15 months clean off oxy and whoever posted this has no clue what they are talking about lol i actually asked to be posted on the dirty as a joke and my friend adri obliged… haaaaaaaaaaterzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Melissa is the sweetest girl i know. whoever posted this is just jealous and a hater. you are beautiful girl dont ever change!
I think she’s really pretty. Everyone goes through shit, don’t hate on the pretty girls.
Melissa is beautiful all the time even before the extensions and tan! All the girls are just jealoussss she’s a sweetheart so don’t be so quick to judge if you don’t know her <3 cause your totally wrong !
She is the easiest peice of tail in town
damn she is hot
lmao. im pretty sure this bitch tried to fight one of my girlfriends at a party with her other two wannabe barbie lookin friends, on got dragged by her hair threw the kitchen and her and the other got kicked out hahaha. all over spilling a drink or some bullshit. stuck up hoe.
lmao. im pretty sure this bitch tried to fight one of my girlfriends at a party with her other two wannabe barbie lookin friends, one got dragged by her hair threw the kitchen and her and the other got kicked out hahaha. all over spilling a drink or some bullshit. stuck up hoe.