THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alana Abdul Hafiz. I don’t even think i have to explain myself on this one. The photos should do all the talking. I knew her in High School when she was about 16, hitting up the local night clubs screwing every willing promoter that could pull enough strings to allow her & her friends to drink illegally. As you can see, her friends aren’t much either. In College she got dumped by her long term boyfriend because she couldn’t keep her legs closed, “Freshman 15″ is an understatement. Now she gallops around campus thinking her sh*t doesn’t stink, when only a handful of people know shes been cheating on her recent boyfriend for over a year now with a guy shes obsessed with back in her hometown Ashburn. Nik, what do you think of the webcam pics by the way?

At least she cropped out her stretch marks…I’d like to know how her pits end by the middle of her boobs, what up with that.- nik