THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw Alexa for the first time in a while out in W Hollywood the other night and she looked like death. Her eyes were all glassy and she kept nodding out like she was going to topple to the floor and collapse. Her mess of a boyfriend thought it was cute apparently, and he was all nudging her and giggling like a b*tch. I almost ran into her on my way out of the men’s room because she was so wasted she didn’t even realize it wasn’t the ladies’ toilets. I should’ve stopped her but I didn’t. I just stepped aside and let her walk in on the two fat dudes who were taking a piss. Then about 2 seconds later I heard her freaking out and saw her run out the door. For the love of God, what the f*ck is she on? She looks shriveled up and mangled, like she has maybe eaten one piece of shrimp over the course of the past three months. Personally, I’m concerned. Back in the day she used to be a stunner. Now she looks like a starving disaster. She photoshops the sh*t out of her pics, and even then she STILL looks like the end result of a 6-week crack binge. She’s skin and bones – basically just a walking set of t*ts. She needs to get to rehab STAT, eat a f*cking cheeseburger and ditch the Turkish douchebag she calls her boyfriend. I think it’s time for a G-Girl Intervention!
Hollywood ruins lives. I decided.- nik