THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Ashely Przywolski a VanDirty Sloot that just loves the Greg all day and all night. Ok Nik I met this girl sometime ago at a club in Vancouver and she told me how good and “nice” she is (she uses that word alot) and how she doensn’t date more then one guy at a time. Anyways well did I have a friend that picked her up a few nights after me, and showed me her picture. I found out after asking a few buddies that she is one BIG sloot in Vandirty and she clubs out a lot and has the same stoopid job at Metrotown, selling perfumes and sh*t. Her best friend Suman in the pic above (Brown sloot) picked up my buddy two times, and doesn’t even remember sleeping with him. What kinda wh*res do I come by, but this one is not to forget. Careful Vancouver, this sl*t probably has something so beware of her sick headed mind.
Reading this makes me depressed. I wanted her to be special. She is 10 pounds and two procedures away from greatness.- nik