THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche is Paul Honer. He’s a serial cheating jerk. He is dating a black chick who thinks she’s a model/actress named Brandy Renee Brown (she even has an IMDb page) who allows him to cheat on her constantly. She makes a big scene until he apologizes and she takes him back. This creep plays for both teams, and he’s even been known to pull fire alarms hoping to lure chicks out of bed so he can screw them. Hey, his logic is simple, “cranky chicks who have to get out of bed in the wee hours of the morning are deff dtf, bro.” This guy is a reject that may or may not be graduating from NC State this weekend. He calls himself a “super senior” which means that he can’t seem to pass his easy online classes. He stills lives with his parents and he’s an undercover redneck, and he always jokes about how many “jungle bunnies” he has “laid that sweet white meat” too. I could go on and on, but this guy is a total loser! Nik, put this douche on blast, please.

That is the scariest looking couple I have ever seen.- nik