THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a girl i met on spring break 2 years ago, her names Lindsey Woody. She’s an Iowa State girl, and of course i banged her on that spring break. But she has it in her head that if she sleeps with all of my friends that she will be able to make me jealous enough to make her my girlfriend. Nik give her words of wisdom that will show her that i wont get jealous and i wont want a relationship. I’m just wanting a consistent booty call!

Clingy and jealous chicks make the worst booty calls, DO NOT ATTEMPT.  Keep searching, you’ll find your sloot.- nik