THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone meet Gurpreet Gurwall/Keely AKA Gurps. Brown eyes, brown hairs, comes in at about 500 pounds, reaches about 5’5, got one size double d and one size c (oblonged) stinky feet, smelly treat, ALSO AN OFFICAL WORD ON URBAN DICTIONARY.COM may I add, nothing good about that. This McDonalds obsessed wilder beast was a size double zero in spring 2008 three months later became three hundred pounds and is still continuing to gain massive amounts of weight even though she has pepsi, E, MD*A, M*TH, weed, and liquor addictions the drugs still couldn’t help her shed a few pounds if her life depended on it. But being a fat stinky sl*tty drugged out whore who wouldn’t even be worth seeing at a 25 cent peep show but some how weasles her FAT shaved armed sweaty bulging *ss into other people’s relationships. Yep, she’s one of those gosh darn homewreckers. She doesn’t care if the dudes married, long termed, even if he’s your friends boy she’s more than willing to try anything to ruin happy relationships. The sad thing is she surrvived getting hit by a car that should have totalled her stupid *ss. She is a blimp of exsistence on this planet; lower than scum, she is tha bacteria that grows on scum. For anyone who knows Gurpreet she is a worthless backstabbing b*tch, that can’t hold a job, friends, and money. I’m proud to say that she is the brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, dull, dumb, dummy*, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, laughable, loser*, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, out to lunch, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simple, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thick-headed, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless speciman who doesn’t even know what a f*cking stretch-mark is. They’re everywhere on her body. ANYWHO LAST BUT NOT LEAST, my question is to you Nik, would ya?

Answer: No, she has a wide misshaped mouth and the lack of knees = thunder thighs.