Life Is So Hard Living With Mommy
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well I don’t know where to start or if there is such thing as coming to and end, when picking a part Kurtis Blow’s “SWAG.” This kid seriously lives at home on St. Pete beach with his mommy. He insults the hell out of people that come from real struggling homes by claiming he is so hood. In reality he uses a bidet. He drives around in a hooked up green charger that his mommy is financing for him. He is always talking about money and flashing around the cash his mom gave him to put down on his car payments and the little extra allowance he gets for keeping his room clean. He claims to cut hair, when really he just breaks even with the barber booth rent, leaving no money to bring home to mommy. His mommy would seriously pay for any college that would accept him, but he is to busy trying to be gangster. It’s a shame he passes up an opportunity most people coming from the hood would actually dream for. He holds his profession to the highest–regardless of the lack of business he get and the bic jobs he does when he hacks someone’s fade. Don’t even get me started on the wooden chain he totes around because his mommy won’t take a loan on a real one. He throws around all his cash in theses pictures, but you won’t ever catch him paying for a drink. He just made it to being 21 however he tells people he is much older. He recently took these gay modeling pictures with this other dude. Who seriously takes modeling pictures with another dude? Better-yet who pays to get modeling pictures with another dude? Who wears a bedazzled wooden chain? The Barney Cotton looking dude looks like a real fag. Wait Nik, it gets better! Shortly after his gay pictures were released he came out with a rapping career. Just what the industry needed another nipple-fed-white-want-to-be-rapper! Kurtis Jance really just needs to stop doing the blow and learn what real swag is.
Sometimes I wonder why white guys just cannot be white?- nik
what a douche he tried to get with one of my friends
Ive sucked him off many times. And he pounds my starfish
That’s a woman.
That is mad wiggerish, and the collapse of western civilization all rolled into one. What a waste of life.
wow.
I hope the cops watch over this guy.
I don’t mind people making money doing whatever, but it drives me nuts when people have to brag about it.
I pray that someone lets the cops know about this douche.
James they can watch him all they want but he’s not doing anything to get in trouble…..Well except giving bad haircuts
This is a smart Cracker. He knows there is no future in the White race. Blacks are taking over the world. We have taken over the United States and are in the process of transferring all the wealth from Whitey to us. 15 trillion!! You Crackers better work your ass off to pay off the debt. We got the money, you get the debt. We take the White Bitch when we want, infect and impregnate and discard.white pussy boys will be used for assbustin and slaves. Wiggers like this need to kill themselves.On your knees Crackers, we rule you.
Blacks will never rule the world. White people were the first and last to ever do so.
I think Herman Cain just ruined any chance at all you had of that happening hahahahahahah
LMFAO you kneegers are going to be the slaves of hispanics taken your jobs away from you LMFAO
Hate to tell all you white pansies – but THIS IS TRUE.
Your white women ALL line up for this shit behind your backs.
Oh.
“What’s that?” you say…
YOUR white woman won’t go black????
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Wake the EF up you low-life DOLTS.
Look who’s in your, uh, “WHITE House” and fixin to do 4 more years.
It’s over people. And THIS is a good time to be old and watch it all go to hell whilst drinkin’ Earl Grey tea in the am and Mint Juleps in the pm…
Hahaha yea some of our white women go black THE FAT ONES lol or the ones with the missing teeth the good looking ones know better than to risk getting AIDS and the president is not black and will not get re-elected so enjoy your food stamps now cause thats goin out the window real soon you racist jackass
another retard with opinions he actually wont be reelected cuz he is actually crashing the US alot worse then previous presidents with his “change” what change i dont see it lmao Ron Paul is up next
really u sound like the biggest idiot in the world right now
lol i bet you get NO pussy in any color!
Wasn’t this guy in Limp Bizkit?
Is that white dude really getting a perm? ha
The slim shady wanna-be needs to catch a beat down. Come around my block and flash that money around…
I AGREE BUT HE WILL CALL POLICE
this is a shame what you people do here sit around and gossip if you new kurt you would no hes a good person nd loyal to his friends not one thing you stated up there is true to be honest this “nik” person who wrote it i think your mad cus you see sumone livein better then you and with all the shit you write on here your no better then anyone else so you can judge a person what you want a cookie or sumthin? bum ass
Huh, this kid is a straight chud just for flashing the money. forget all the bulls**t that was said about him and his bedazzled necklace, taking pictures of yourself with money like that and you are d bag. It’s the whole gangster complex that takes place when people listen to rap music and then think they are ‘ballers.’ I love rap music but I don’t take pictures with money even though I have it. It’s a tool move and there is no defending that.
Amen!
YOUR A FAG JOSH QUIT DEFENDING YOUR LOVER AND RIDING HIS DICK THIS KID LOOKS JUST AS GAY AS YOU SOUND!!!
WTF is that s$&t on his face?
Seriously I agree with nik’s comment so much I reap all the benefits of being white. I can’t believe you would want to act black/hood.
He’s white? I hadn’t noticed, all I see is gay.
Is he retarded or something?
oh snap g…. me so hard i got tats on my neck you better holla back nugget aw sheet
I wonder why brown Persian guys can’t just be brown Persian guys.
This is stupid. Nic is just as American as you and he is not trying to be anything like this. Good try
The niggs can have this douche. He’s a disgrace to the white race. King of the blacks don’t kid yourself. Real white women want nothing to do with your greasy hair, ashy skin and your black funky BO.
WTF!!!!!
is that a florida marlins tat on his neck? must be pissed they changed names.
THEY FORGOT ONE THING THIS PUSSY IS A SCARY ASS SNITCH
His Dirty Celeb name should be “Big Perm” like the guy from Friady…
Oh plz. What a loser. Do girls really like guys, like this?? He needs a reality check.
Girls, yes. Women, no.
hes fine.
813
hit me up.
Lol oh look, Eminem and Fred Durst’s lovechild finally came out of the hiding.
So this wanna be has his Festivus pole up early & he’s layin’ down bait for trashy hooker pole dancers. BFD!
Once you go black you cant come back.
I didn’t read everything but LMAO all white WOMEN aren’t lining up for this “type.” Trashy little wanna be ghetto GIRLS might be, but those of us that are professionals and students working our way through life don’t want a clown ass little boy mooching off us, no matter how much “swag” they have. I personally grew up in a nice home with parents paying for things but I actually work to pay my own car note, insurance, rent, electric, gas and the vet bills for my dog. And I still manage to shop and smoke weed. Hmmm I wish mommy would buyers me a sack every now and then though lol.
I`ve seen girls go to the dark side and from what I`ve heard it`s terrible, I don`t do black and never will take as many as you want the better if the best will stay white, Once you go black we don`t want you back,
This is funny. His “friends” talk tons of sh*t about him. He is a good guy yes but he has a HUGE identity crisis. Who cares if you live at your moms, at least admit to it and don’t try to pretend that your balling because the only reason he is balling is because he lives with his mom. I just wish he would stop with the tattoos, he looks like a retard and what’s funnier than anything is that he puts a status on his facebook about getting another face tattoo. If such status reaches the set amount of likes he put on it, he gets another face tattoo. Personally, I “liked” the status only because he’s a dbag and wanted to see what dumb tattoo he would get next.
MAN THIS IS SO MUCH BULLSH*T!!! I GET MONEY AND FU*K HOES WHY YA’LL HATING ON ME!!! FU*K ALL YA’LL HATERS MY MOM ONLY BOUGHT MY CAR I BOUGHT THE RIMS MY SWAGGGG IS THROUGH THE ROOF SO WHAT IF I LIKE TO BLOW DRY MY HAIR AND SOAK MY NAILS IN OLIVE OIL!! SWAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BITCHES!!!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BITCH!
After he’s done getting a perm, I think he’s going to bleach his asshole
I Get Hot Ass All The Time #YMS #KurtisBlow #AllInYourGirlsPants
I WORK AT BARBER KING BARBER SHOP COME BUY AND SEE ME ESPECIALLY ALL YOU SEXY MEN OUT THERE!!! #YMS YOUNG MASCULINE SEMENLOVERS ;D #YMS #SWAG
Lol i dated this weirdo for 2 weeks. He’s awful. He is 27 btw
When you get shitty tatts, where saggy pants, crappy hats, and grow a lame beard, does this make you a badass gansta? I’m confused how this can be.
Signed,
White Boy Who Grew up in Detroit
How you gonna get famous using other peoples shit??
First him & his one friends referred to themselves as Blazer Gang which was just a rip off a Wiz Khalifas Taylor Gang. Second the name he goes by “Kurtis Blow” thats already a famous rappers name. Google it. Third, YMS- Young Millionaire Swag, seems extra close to Lil Wayne’s YMCMB. Fourth, when he refers to himself as “Blowzay” I’m sure Ricky Rozay Ross is cool with that.
All he does if rip off other rappers originality and claim it as his own.
LMAO I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW HE LIVE ON ST. PETE BEACH (WHICH IS A VERY RICH COMMUNITY) WIT HIS MOM I MEAN TO GO TO ADMIRIAL FARRGAT U HAVE TO HAVE $ (MY AUNT TEACHES THERE) I MEAN JUST TO SEE SOME OF THE SHIT HE DOES MAKES ME GIGGLE LOL…BUT THOSE WOODEN CHAINS THEYRE POPULAR IN CENTRAL FLA SO DONT HATE THERE…BUT THE FACT THAT MOMMY IS PAYING FOR EVERYTHING IS HILARIOUS!!! F*CKIN BEACH KIDS I F*CKS WIT DA BURG BUT THIS IS SOME FLAW ASS SHIT!! THE ONLY REASON HE GOT FRIENDS IS CUZ MOMMY FITS THE BILL FOR EVERYTHING LOL GROW UP SON!
Isn’t this the same kid thast thought he could play basketball from admiral farragut academy?? You’re not so hood if you go to that school..
its funny how blow got yall pissed cuz u dont got it like him hahaha and u made a whole website to hate on little shit he does…your time is useless if u ask me..FREE PROMOTION for BLOW!