THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well I don’t know where to start or if there is such thing as coming to and end, when picking a part Kurtis Blow’s “SWAG.” This kid seriously lives at home on St. Pete beach with his mommy. He insults the hell out of people that come from real struggling homes by claiming he is so hood. In reality he uses a bidet. He drives around in a hooked up green charger that his mommy is financing for him. He is always talking about money and flashing around the cash his mom gave him to put down on his car payments and the little extra allowance he gets for keeping his room clean. He claims to cut hair, when really he just breaks even with the barber booth rent, leaving no money to bring home to mommy. His mommy would seriously pay for any college that would accept him, but he is to busy trying to be gangster. It’s a shame he passes up an opportunity most people coming from the hood would actually dream for. He holds his profession to the highest–regardless of the lack of business he get and the bic jobs he does when he hacks someone’s fade. Don’t even get me started on the wooden chain he totes around because his mommy won’t take a loan on a real one. He throws around all his cash in theses pictures, but you won’t ever catch him paying for a drink. He just made it to being 21 however he tells people he is much older. He recently took these gay modeling pictures with this other dude. Who seriously takes modeling pictures with another dude? Better-yet who pays to get modeling pictures with another dude? Who wears a bedazzled wooden chain? The Barney Cotton looking dude looks like a real fag. Wait Nik, it gets better! Shortly after his gay pictures were released he came out with a rapping career. Just what the industry needed another nipple-fed-white-want-to-be-rapper! Kurtis Jance really just needs to stop doing the blow and learn what real swag is.
Sometimes I wonder why white guys just cannot be white?- nik