Looks Can Be Deceiving

December 20, 2011 San Jose 46

Is he gay?

Is he gay?

Is he gay?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, get a load of this guy, but don’t let his looks deceive you! This *sshole’s name is Joesph Pisacane, and he’s a walking DRD. He uses his looks, “talent”, and dumb personality to get what he wants, usually it’s some girl to f*ck. Yes, he’s “that guy” who carries his guitar case around campus. The guy brags constantly about how many theater productions in high school that he’s starred in, and if not that, about how annoyed and over he is about his band A Yawn Worth Yelling. He usually spends his time posting narcissistic pictures of himself on his instagram and bragging about how expensive his clothes are (true story). I would comment on his stupid hipster appearance and the fact that he screwed some chick to get a job at American Apparel, but I think the pictures speak for themselves. Anyways, as much as he is known around San Jose as the guy who f*cks over b*tches for a living, my friends and I have always had a stipulation that he’s gay. What do you think Nik?

There is nothing deceiving about his looks, he is definitely Forgy.- nik