THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems that Paris is up to her coke wh*re ways again. She was in Aspen with her family over the holidays and raged every night, even asking my friends and I for coke! Of course we didn’t have any because we are not coke wh*res, but it was pretty entertaining. Isn’t she like, 30 now?
Someone is trying to sell me pictures of her doing pepsi with Brandon Davis recently (in an LA nightclub). I told the person nobody buys pictures of Paris Hilton anymore… this isn’t 2005.- nik