Psycho
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This chick is a psycho bitch for sure. She will make you think she is your friend, or that she cares about you, but if you do one thing wrong, the tiniest thing, she goes psycho, beats you up and spreads rumors about you. She thinks she is the hottest bitch, or she wants to be? I`m not exactly sure..she is on diet pills to try and lose weight, but it isn`t working at all. She has even tried to slim down by using ccaine and mdma. She has slept with pretty much every guy in Inuvik. Including a 32 year old, when she was 17, she is 18 now and still slutting around. She cheats on her boyfriends, and brags about it. And she brags about controlling her boyfriends and manipulating them and other people. She befriends girls that are fatter than her because she said it makes her look not as fat. If she doesn`t get it her way with her boyfriends, she beats them up and stages it to look like she was the victim, threatening to take them to the cops saying that THEY beat HER up. She beats up her own family, she beats up her friends. She wears more make-up than a clown and a tranny combined and tries to say that she barely wears any. She edits the fck out of her photos, she has not even one photo of herself that is unedited. *And by edit, I mean just boosted up the brightness and contrast. She will take pictures of herself without makeup and edit the shit out of it and say \”this is what I look like with no makeup. She tries to intimidate people by threatening them, and insulting them, and if that doesn`t work, again, she goes completely psycho. She is the best liar out there, she believes her own lies. When her boyfriends end it with her because they realize how crazy she is, she blames it on other people as an excuse to start shit with them. Her mother smoked crack when she was pregnant with her. So maybe that`s why she is so messed up. If you think she is your friend, think again. She is probably going to fuck your boyfriend, then beat you both up. Beware, the beached whale, Chelsey Bjornson..
Judging by her boots she’s not someone you wanna get involved with, the diet pills can’t hold back the thunder forever.- nik
Can’t imagine there’s lots of choices in Inuvik. Plus you didn’t really dish much on her other than you being a hater.
who you be? i’m chelsey,
Chelsey let me know if u come to Anchorage…U look fun.
LOL! wow, this is quit flattering. whoever wrote this is obviously hates my f*cking guts and is beyond jealous. OBVIOUSLY obsessed with me and is captain of my hater club <3 this is cute. honestly. haha. wow. loser ferr shure. obviously this came from one of my ex friends and misses me that much that she would write this kind of sh*t. even better than you couldn't show me this haha, MUCH LOVEBITCHES
Haters gon hate.
I LOVE YOU CHELSEY.
XOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX!
LOLOLOL WOOOOWWWW
Thats cute hahaha
Crysta, you shouldn’t have
i luff you too <3 foreffer and effer. 
Bahahahaha toooo funny. To the hater that wrote this, whattsa matter? jealous because Chelsey is ten times more beautiful than you? ten times more smarter than you? ten times more awesome than you? You jus made yourself look like the biggest fool out there hahahahaha you poor soul, no wonder you wanted to try bring chelsey down, because she will always be better than you
and i agree, haters gon hate
love you chelsey, let that bitch wallow in self pity because thats all she could do with her pathetic little life <3 <3
i feel the luff <3
“ten times more smarter than you”
YOU’RE A DUMBASS NATIVE PIECE OF SH*T! God, I wish you all stayed in your village and never came to Anchorage. There’s a reason why I lock my car doors when I see one of your kind walk past. You’re almost, if not worse, than blacks.
i have NEVER been to achorage and neither has anyone on here, that’s pathetic to attack someone’s race.
lol, chelsey is peng and this person is chatting major sh*t.
There’s some real f*cked up people out there, I would know cause I’ve seen lots in my time. However Chelsey isn’t one of them. In fact she’s practically an angel compared to the total scum that wrote this disgusting little article. People do some crazy sh*t to try to bring others down, bash them, make people hate them, etc.. I really don’t get it. You would think that it would be more important to just get on with your life and completely avoid someone you dislike so much but it looks like whoever wrote this is far too stupid, slanderous, spiteful, and in favor of wasting a sh*t ton of time to do the right thing.
Sorry this had to happen to you Chelsey. You’re a real cool person and obviously too good for this fool.
Grow up, jealousy isn’t pretty…Love you Chels <3
ok for people who needs to know chelsey is a friend no one knows that cause they just listen to what they hear. For the people that need to hear the truth chelsey is a awesome person and anyone that would have her in there life would be lucky and ya she may fight or beat up people but thats only for the people that deserve it. like come on do people really have the time to make up life to put people down but do whatever you can say what you want and say cause the more you do this your putting yourself down and build her up and yes she is better then most people
hey ya for all ya’;; out there THIS girl chelsey bjornson is ONE of the BEST people I know in the world n trust me there is not many… she is B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L inside n out she is a best of the bestest friend to anyone and has a heart of frickin gold<3 loved by mannnyyyy maybe hated by some losers who are not graced by her presence anymore sorry gals good luck in trrryyyna take her down cause you have a lot of walls to get through….. stand tall n proud my girl cause they aint got nothin on ya but this piittiifffuulll website lo so poor;) xoxoxo to all ya haters hate me bitches;););)
Its funny how there are tons of people standing up for this Chelsey girl but none of them are denying anything in that paragraph.
As for Chelsey, I don’t know her, but just the writing in her comments makes her seem like a small insecure tween who is begging for attention. Common, luff and foreffer? Grow up.
That is all folks,
Have a good day.
excuse me? don’t you think that doing THIS is immature? baha. fugg off <3
YES, the person doing this is immature but YOU are also immature.
Thats because none of it is true, duh
the person who wrote is the jealous little tween your talking about. That ‘tween’ is a pathetic low life who has nothing better to do with their lives so they make stupid sh*t like that up to try and make her seem like a good person. But in fact shes jus a loser 
going no where in life and is jus jealous of my beautiful sister Chelsey <3
She’s Native, that’s just how she says those words.
Damn… that’s a big b*tch.
ok this hole site is a big joke and yes if you read all the comments they are pretty much denying it there just not saying the word most of us said that the person who wrote this is lying. chelsey is one of the best friends i have and the only reason this is up is cause the person who wrote this needs to grow up like come on do you really need to do all this work just to put someone down even tho it didn’t work i think its funny cause what low life needs to do this its sad to me and im pretty sure we can all agree that chelsey is one of the best people we know . Luff you chelsey don’t ever let any low life try to put you down you are better then most
<3
Meanwhile In a parralel universe I’m hurt Lol, this totally backfired on my hater and this actually puts me in a great mood
thanks everyone, <3
Chelsey I just facebook stalked you, kinda creepy I know.
Two things:
1-Who ever posted this definitely didn’t grab ur best pics. The one captioned “everybody gets dark, everybody unfolds.” Like that one.
2-PS3 is whack. Xbox all day.
Wow, this is pathetic, Don’t listen to this shyt Chel. Your better than that.!
Defending your post? Pathetic. Go back to your reservation.
LOL don’t even have to. Everyone else did it for me
Yet you still come on here everyday to check up on your post and reply to new comments. Loser.
Course, it’s my fanpage after all <3 i seee your here too
i'm ON this website, duh. hello. it's about me. it has pictures of ME i'm not gonna jus ignore this shit. get real.
i just think this hole site is really dumb i think the person who made it and the person who wrote this about chelsey has no lives so they have to say shit about other people to make there hopeless lives feel good and good about them selfs
you do wear way to much make up for your age your going to look like a hag by the time your 30~good luck with that
also: whore much? lol and your not ugly because your native, if anything if u werent your face would probably be a complete train wreck
LOL! “real gorgeous” conceited much?
yuh, one picture out of PLENTY.
also, if your going to try and insult someone. at least TRY and make some sense or be at the least bit intelligent.
and, with your ‘whore much’ comment. Anyone who uses their name as ‘real gorgeous’ is an attention whore. Which concludes your a slut, and are probably getting it in the ass as i type this ‘good luck with that’ <3
you shouldnt be one to talk about other ppl being conceited.youre the most self-absorbed cunt anyones ever met
omg! it’s like you totally know me :O
its funny cuz its all true. idont no about beating up her boyfriends or family tho
mmmm, true. totally. cause you know me as much as the person who wrote this
god i love this site.
It’s unfortunate. But none of the people in Alaska even like Natives. They smell, are drunks, act like they are better than everyone. The Native bitches are the worst. Alaskan Natives are the ugliest Natives in the US, but yet these bitches think they are so hot.
Nice dress and shoes. Shows you how behind Alaska is in style.
this fat cow is sooo fn cocky and i think its cuz shes tryin to seem like shes confidant by being loud to cover up her insecurity which is she needs to fck as many guys as she can cuz she thinks it means shes hot when a guy wants to fck her. killer butch bitch.
from inuvik i see?
everyone’s just jealous cuz I give good head, I hate doing it, but hey, whatever makes me popular
man some of you are just dumb
To the submitter: Don’t rely on one-sided stories from others in the area since you’ll likely get a clearer picture from Chelsey if you ask her nicely. Just because you seem to have a problem with her doesn’t give you carte blanche to present these allegations of yours as truth. Mental illness shame much? Someone who has a short temper does NOT make them mentally ill. Unless you’re a licensed mental health practitioner, you really have no place determining one’s mental stability because you don’t like it when a woman defends herself and doesn’t take bullshit coming from someone like you.
To Chelsey: This idiot slamming you doesn’t know the whole story of whatever has been going on with your personal life. Your sex life is no one’s business but YOUR OWN others need to butt out. I may not know you, but this laughable attempt at trying to bring you down because your life is good right now is pathetic. You keep on defending yourself to the haters and keep in mind that only you know what is and isn’t true.
this is beautiful :’) thanks,
chelsey i know you, i know all about you, im much closer to you than you would think, one could call me your closest friend. and your poor taste and drunken debotchery is a pathetic and public attempt to appear self confident, you know what self confidence really is, its getting out of a shit hole town like inuvik and making something out of yourself not being a shameless drug dealing whore that will do anything for attention. its not about showing off your flesh and pounds of make up to make up for your poor excuse for self control. anyone who spends there time roaming the streets of inuvik and sitting their fat ass down at every house party they go to isnt popular, motivated or worth the time. i wrote this hoping to wake your sorry ass up and come to terms with reality: your not all that and you never will be, at least not with that mask you slap on everyday. put down the bottle and pick up a education, maybe just maybe you’ll get somewhere other than a corner.
OH! and check my facebook page… again… since you do… daily
<3<3 <3 <3 <3
crysta, you’re pathetic. “i wrote this hoping to wake your sorry ass up”
no, you wrote this because you have nothing better to do with your life. you think you’re better than me because you got out of Inuvik? to where? the city? where you can get dosed up some more and f*ck everything?
keep trying Crysta, cause i know this is all you have to live for.
how was the porno? HAHAHA. you know, i could stoop to your level and tell the world all of your secrets and stuff like that, but you aren’t worth the time.
so why am i replying? why am i typing this? because. i’m doing you a favour
you live off of this, and you’re also living through Santana to creep my profile. that’s really REALLY sad.
wake up and realize how pathetic you are and how you will never be anything compared to me.
nice to see you’re still checking up on the post, oh. and it’s “debauchery”
hmm and you say i’m the one without an education
i’m only graduating this year, so good job keeping tabs on me hun.
why don’t you grow some balls and just reveil your real name? but i already have an idea of who wrote this :3
inuvik isnt a shit hole…cb i could use some drugs and would love some head.
who is crysta?
you shouldnt belabor this site…
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(Repeats)
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Lose the filtrum piercing. Seriously, it looks like a shiny piece of phlegm is stuck under your nose.