She Is Not The Most Hated Girl In Minnesota
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so on Saturday, Joe Mauer asked his girlfriend of 1 1/2 years to marry him. She of course, said yes. The soon-to-be Mrs. Mauer went to Cretin-Derham Hall High School with him. Apparently, they have been friends for about 7 years, but never dated in high school. They recently “rekindled their friendship a few years ago.” Maddie Bisanz, a nurse, is now the most hated girl in Minnesota. Joe Mauer has a 7-year contract worth $184 million. Please tell me this won’t last!
This is the best Joe Mauer can do? Not for nothing, but the nose and 22-head are very unique.- nik
It’s not always about the looks. I’d take someone who is mediocre in looks but a genuine, good person with a warm personality over a monster gold-digger in dinner plate sized sun glasses any day…..even if I was a billionaire. Who the hell are we to judge anyway?
That top pic makes me wanna go celibate. Swamp donkeys, ewwww!!!!!
Dag nabbit good stuff you whippesranpeprs!
Please!!! She is a sweetie and he married for true love, they’ve know each other forever. Plus Joe is a quiet person who hates the spotlight and using his fame to bang 10s.
She looks cute in person. These pics doesn’t do her justice. But she is still a 5.4432424 at best.
I’m sure he will trade her in 20 years, like most rich dudes do.
i don’t believe i am reading this…a post that is about something genuine…real love!
Not real love. Sorry starry-eyed friends. This chick wouldn’t give Joe the time of day in high school…she was too good for him until he signed that big fat contract and then landing him became her mission. I’ve been following this story for a while and its funny how everyday they’ve been close for an even longer time than the day before. This girl is bad news, she wants the money and she wants the spotlight. Not a genuine bone in her skinny little body. Joe is too lazy to look for true love, this one is easy and convenient so she’ll do.
Agree with all of the above.
This piece was a lifejacket that saved me from drownnig.
Did they rekindle their friendship or romance around the time of his contract signing???
Thanks a lot for posting this Nik. Now I’m gonna have nightmares for weeks. That thing is scary!
Maddie couldn’t be any sweeter of a person and comes from a Great Family, its about time Joe hit a home run. Congrats Maddie you deserve the best
Great family? You mean a family that thinks they are really great (meaning better than everyone else). Not a home run. More like an error!
Good for them
Wait let me get this straight… marrying his highschool sweetheart, instead of some bleach blonde, fake titted, gold digging whore is wrong??? Our society is pathetic
Didnt they say they have been friends for 7 years? That wouldnt make them highschool sweethearts! Unless they were in hs when they were 21…. Not all gold diggers are bleach blonde and with fake boobs.
Interesting that this BLAH piece of news makes your site and the Giants Brian Wilson breaking up a two-year relationship with a manly, tattooed ho-bag doesn’t. Are you friends with Brian or something? Is that why you both happened to be staying at the Cosmo in Vegas this past weekend? Sounds like you might be a part of Team Awesome. I suppose leaving your buddies off the site is your version of journalistic integrity.
I’m happy for the! And who cares that she wouldn’t give him the time of day in high school? People do grow up, you know.
Yuck. I bagged way hotter in MPLS than this skeeza without $200 million in the bank. Find a hottie, Mauer. You are a god up there.
Too many compliments too liltte space, thanks!
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Your answer lifts the intelligence of the debtae.
If Joe is that stupid so be it let her take half his money when he retire’s what a DA
She looks like something my cat threw up. To each his own I guess.
Maybe Joe just wants her for the go and not show.
I bet he was to shy/nerdy to ask a girl out in High School. Not the average horn-dog