Strippers Anonymous
THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, I have a really good story for you here. This b*tch goes by the name of Br!tt@ny H31s, aka KIMBER at COLUMBUS GOLD STRIP CLUB, is the sleeziest, most scandalous wh0r3 in Columbus. After getting kicked out of her own home for drinking, a nice, compassionate soul named Katie Hewitt (yes she is on your site) brought her in and introduced her to all of her friends, in particular one named Mary Schultz. Mary, being another kind and compassionate soul, allowed Brittany to move in with her RENT FREE. Finally, they got an apartment together. To pay for the apartment, KIMBER began stripping at one of the nastiest strip clubs in town. DONT GET ME WRONG, this girl used to be the sweetest, most innocent girl around, but now all she is is a huge F@$# UP. Anyways, while Katie was away for college, KIMBER had sexual relations with a one Jack McKnight, while he also was having sexual relations with Katie. OUCH. Good best friend RIGHT? She then did the same thing to Mary. Pushing all that aside, her wonderful friends forgave her. BUT the happy ending is not here. Just recently, she left her friend Mary, at the bar while she was so intoxicated she could barely see out of her own eyes. Struggling, she made the daring walk back to her car to await Brittany’s assistance. THE ASSISTANCE NEVER CAME. Mary had to drive home in fear of a DUI. BUT THE DUI CAME ANYWAY. Brittany has since then NOT tried to contact her “bestfriend” Mary/roommate BECAUSE SHE IS TOO BUSY F*CKING EVERY BAR TENDER IN COLUMBUS FOR FREE DRINKS. She has slept with over 6 bar tenders in the Park St complex and now that they dont want her, she has no where to turn. Her only friends now are strippers. TYPICAL. Oh and plus she thinks she’s the sweetest, sexiest bitch around… NIK, I can’t even ask if you would, because I know you wouldn’t, BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
Is she really a stripper or does she just dress like one?- nik
surprised Sophia Rossi (center pink dress) isn’t on her yet. talk about a blond Snooki sloot if ive ever seen one….
Make sure to shout the caps, in a loud, ordering tone, it makes the story better
IF you drive drunk you’re an a$$ who deserves to get arrested, I fail to see how that is anyone but the dumb bitche$ fault who got behind the wheel.
WELL SAID
ANYONE who has sex outside of marriage is on thin ice with fire below.
Sleep with the devil, wake up in hell.
Which means: ALL rebels against God are idiots, God wins every time and hates you and your antChrist ways and monarch programming
I’m pretty sure thats not how its worded in the bible, God hates the sin not the sinner. maybe try to not be so ignorant next time you wanna shove your beliefs down peoples throat get your facts straight. thanks (:
God doesn’t hate anyone
one time she touched my boyfriend so I broke up with him.
Chicks Just jealous of her !
she asked me to have sex with her with a banana .. I’m a girl ?
She said she had a hereditary vagina disease .. and the bumps pop.. didnt know herps where hereditary ? Learn something new every day!
This bitches pussy hangs lower then shaq’s bottom lip.
bitch got what you deserved
Confused? It was a simple yes the whore works there or no she doesnt
Katie, GET REAL!! Mary deserved that DUI, Columbus is FULL of cabs! Dumbass. You obviously posted this but what about your trashy ass? Home with different dudes all of the time, dancing onbars and showing your vagina, wearing shirts as dresses and still wondering why you’re single?? You are the joke.
ps, your hair is the color of piss, not blonde… and ify our family is too busy buying you fake juicy for christmas, I’ll buy you a brush.
So you were that f*cking desperate for money that you started to strip, Brittany??? Why don’t you just take your fisted vagina and pop out a few kids and live off of welfare because that’s what you will become eventually. It shouldn’t hurt since your kids will prbly slide right out due to the massive amount of cock and fists its already made one nite homes for.
Didn’t your friends get you a legit job too at a restaurant? So what was the point of becoming a stripper? Are you that lazy or are you out of self respect that quickly? And when you start sporting your natural hair color and brushing the lice off your crotch then you can insult katie. Stupid bitch.
Leave when they see her in the daylight? Yeah right. Stripping isn’t desirable but where is the defense to Brittany having a job at a restaurant because of her friends helping her out AGAIN? and she can’t be making money by stripping because she doesn’t pay rent or her bills on time. That’s why she got kicked out by the people who tried to help her. So what does her money go towards?
Seriously ?! Grow up. You’re an idiot. Your friend is her own person. Did Brittany shove drinks down her face ? Im sure she didn’t. Did Brittany tell her to drive ? No. Your friend is the reason she got a DUI and its only her fault. You’re ignorant
I don’t think they mean it was Britts fault she got a dui you f!?+ing idiot (Britt). They are talking about how bad of a person/friend she is for allowing a girl she called a friend to drive home wasted after telling her she would pick her up at her car! Then the ho* leaves her there to go screw ANOTHER DUDE.. Mary shouldn’t have drove but Britt made her think she had her back.. Chicks b4 dic**¡¡!! I was once close with Britt myself BIG MISTAKE..DEFINITLY A PROSTITUE…saw it myself!
The whole park street complex is full of under aged, drunk kids that drive home drunk every time they go there. Ive been there twice on college night and its a mess. It seems like they let anyone in, no matter how old. I’ve seen people in there that are hardly 18 drinking like crazy with wristbands. Ive even seen the promoters try to sell wristbands to under age kids. If you are a hot, under aged girl who is trying to fit in, they even give you free drinks to get you fuked up and to get you to act like a whore….. the sluttier the girls, the more guys that come, the more guys that come, the more drinks they buy, the more drinks they buy, the more money the owners of parks street make… corruption at its best…..
Amen!
Weren’t hott enough to get in huh??….
will we know who post this it would be the two big ass hoe sisters of ohio will i should say the lil and fat hoe sisters of ohio
Can we know who posted the above comment with the run on sentences? I’m going to assume it’s an uneducated piece of shit who slept with Brittany and thinks he can save a hoe.
Brit H3I$ is not a slut, she got into the wrong crowd with a bunch of stupid sluts, who have nothing else better to do but post shit on a website, hey if it makes you feel cool do whatcha gotta do, but you look dumb and no one believes you!
Didn’t britt start this shit by posting about katie? Wtf did katie do to her? Brittany is an ungrateful bitch unless you have a dick. Then she’s all over that shit. Becoming a stripper doesnt give you an excuse or cover up.
What I want to know.. Is how she is? It appears that her neck is badly injured in the above right hand corner photo.. And she obviously needed some immediate medical attention.. Somebody please deliver good news about this poor broken girl.
Seriously? This is old news. Brit/Kimber did NOT get in with the wrong crowd. I, Mary, got her a job at my work, so that she didn’t have to spend her whole paycheck driving to work. I, Mary, gave her a place to live so she didn’t have to bounce around to different dudes houses or live in her car or have to crawl back to her ex every time she wanted some D for a place to sleep. She was welcomed into our circle of friends, we allowed her to move in to an apartment with us. She ditched the normal job to work at a strip club. A STRIP CLUB. She has no shame, no morals, no values. She would bring home a different dude every night, no lie, different shoes at the bottom of the stairs every night. She gave it up as long as you had $10 to your name. This bitch was as ungrateful as they come. Yes, it’s my fault I got a OVI. BUT, I did ask her for help to get home. And instead of meeting at my car like I asked, she left and went home with a guy, tweeting about our home to me while I was waiting for her. WHO THE HELL DOES THAT? Yeah, please defend that slut and her herpes, please. Because she totally is the saint she makes you think she is. Don’t believe shit she says.
She told me it was 150$ to get it in thats all i know. TRUE STORY
mary, PLEASE. in the nicest way possible GROW UP ALREADY. you got an OVI, yes, all your fault, not hers, sucks she left you hanging, i agree. BAD FRIEND. but blaming the OVI on her being a dumb stripping slut who still has no $$$, not relevant what so ever. makes you all look dumb when you get on here, if you notice you all say the same things about each other being dumb sluts with loose vaginas from sleeping with people on campus. doesn’t that mean you ALLLLLLL do it?? so why you hatin on her? and are you mad at her for making money for doing the same things you do? if i remember right your clothes are off, or top anyways, more than its even on, which means you also have no shame or morals. so again, why hate on her for it? last time i bothered to look at a pic of you on someones facebook, there you were in an open robe with heels on campus. AGAIN. dont get me wrong im not hating on YOU either, just saying …grow up already. you all say the same things about eachother. if you;re so honorable and compassionate why are you blaming another drunk person for your drunken mistake?
Will you learn proper grammar?
TRUTH 150 dollars you can get it in
I got it for free.
Hell just buy her dinner and you can get it..
Everyone overlooks the fact that Mary worked at the same strip club that Brit was working at…
She bartends, brit gave lap dances. The difference of someone actually having some kind of respect for themselves…
This is seriousley so stupid. This group of girls put eachother on this site and write nasty comments back and fourth to eachother bc they have nothin else better to do. Why don’t you losers save us all the trouble of reading about your petty grudges and just call or text eachother to talk your trash directly? You turn on eachother so fast it makes me dizzey
Brit is sooooooooooo sweet I loved her so much NEVER ever knew she was like this, this has to be a mistake shes too sweet if I had of known she was in this position I would of helped her im not rich but my parents pay for my apartment and they always told me to help others I could of gave her a great full time job at a place my uncle owns with pay and benefits like health vision, etc. I would of let her live with me and my friend but I would never have sex with her shes too sweet. I cant believe what im reading.
yeah well i dated that bitch.. it’s all true.
That whole group is full of sluts