THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is potentially the biggest piece of white trash I’ve ever seen in my life. Absolutely crazy, stalked the sh*t out of one of her exs, went so far as to write sh*t on his facebook on his birthday. Showed up with her mom at his house until the police were called, absolutely bat sh*t crazy. Basically an embarrassment to women everywhere, this fat sl*t thinks she’s hot and loves to post pictures of herself from clubs. Clearly no one told her that leggings aren’t pants, and you can still see the cellulite through them. Surprised she hasn’t tricked anyone into knocking her up, yet.

Girls who dress like this should be ticketed for soliciting.- nik