THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Andrew Ranni. I work with this annoying D**chebag every morning. He will literally hit on any chick that walks in the door. I cant stand this guys voice either, it’s so raspy it sounds like he’s been gagging on the greg all day/night. On top of being a complete loser his only goals in life are to work at Tim Hortons and play video games. Him and his roommates talk about it all morning at work. (example: Skyrim this, Skyrim that. My response? get a f*cking life, or a girlfriend perhaps?) Everytime I work with him I want to hang myself, or drink the cleaning products in the back. I don’t see this dude ever getting laid or even going anywhere in life. His favourite pastimes aside from vid games and serving coffee are creeping any girls he sees in real life or on the internet. This guy seriously thinks hes top shit at work when really NOBODY likes him or his stupid voice. He’s always late, too. (probably up late masturbating and/or sucking penis) He really deserves to get blasted so he can see just how far being a greasy nerd can get you. Knowing this guy internet fame will probably boost his ego if anything, but maybe knowing how people view him will knock him down a notch.
A unibrow and missing teeth…#Winner.- nik