Timmys Loner
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Andrew Ranni. I work with this annoying D**chebag every morning. He will literally hit on any chick that walks in the door. I cant stand this guys voice either, it’s so raspy it sounds like he’s been gagging on the greg all day/night. On top of being a complete loser his only goals in life are to work at Tim Hortons and play video games. Him and his roommates talk about it all morning at work. (example: Skyrim this, Skyrim that. My response? get a f*cking life, or a girlfriend perhaps?) Everytime I work with him I want to hang myself, or drink the cleaning products in the back. I don’t see this dude ever getting laid or even going anywhere in life. His favourite pastimes aside from vid games and serving coffee are creeping any girls he sees in real life or on the internet. This guy seriously thinks hes top shit at work when really NOBODY likes him or his stupid voice. He’s always late, too. (probably up late masturbating and/or sucking penis) He really deserves to get blasted so he can see just how far being a greasy nerd can get you. Knowing this guy internet fame will probably boost his ego if anything, but maybe knowing how people view him will knock him down a notch.
A unibrow and missing teeth…#Winner.- nik
This poor guy probably hasn’t got laid in a long time. Hey buddy here’s an idea go deal with the one eyebrow situations.
ewwwwwwwww hahahahahahahaha
What the hell happened to his face?! Is this for real? What’s with the random hair everywhere? Ugh some guys are so gross, he looks like a caveman.
of course this guy spends all of his time hiding behind a computer screeen. i would too with a mug like that.
he has hair everywhere except in the area of his receding hairline
It looks like hes imbred
I know this dude i was at his Halloween party and he was skeezing on all the chicks there… it was quite funny.
My POF About me:
Hello, my name is Andrew!
I was born on the east coast and moved here almost a decade ago, I love BC. I work but not so much that I can’t play.
I can be pretty funny and rather enjoy making my friends laugh. I have many acquaintances but only a few close friends and I love it.
I would one day like to open my own shop in town and just run it until I retire haha here’s hoping I suppose! I am loyal and honest. I have a tendency to joke around and try to make people happy! hahaha.
I also like to get out and see things like at the park or aquarium. I jog and sometimes rollerblade. I love really long walks and pretty much anything active as well as just relaxing haha.
If I met the right girl I would love to cuddle and watch movies or chat on time off. Just seems like a good time you know haha! I like to have someone to care about and to care for me too, I enjoy all the little things in a relationship like leaving the little notes or taking naps together. I think it’s great when your with someone that you can try to do something nice for everyday even if its just a little good morning text or surprise flowers for no special reason!
I enjoy movies and shows and also am very good with computers and electronics. For awhile I used to mod PSP game consoles for money on the side but not really anymore. I know thats not exactly a saught after talent but hey its me!
I have no real preference for music just that it sounds good haha. I like music and all just don’t really follow who is who and all that. I usually let whoever is with me pick the music out haha.
I am pretty easy going and no where near as boring as this description makes me sound I swear!
Well thanks for checking my profile out and have a great day! If you think you might be interested don’t hesitate to drop me a line!
Andrew
GAAAAAAAY!!
Andrew Charles Ranni
Employment Reference
-Credit Card Fraud
-Personal Information Fraud
-Con Artist
-Child Predator/Rapist
-Drug dealer to minors in Richmond
-Threatening ,Very Aggressive ,Violent,Racist
Presenlty works at Tim Hortons on till in Richmond!!