Worldwide Health Scare Regarding +2′s

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you heard? There is a worldwide health scare concerning PIP’s breast implants that have been distributed all over and more than 30,000 women are due to have them removed. The CEO Jean-Claude Mas is on the run from Interpol, but still insists that the recall is unnecessary and that he’s selling a safe product. Yeah right, using industrial silicon instead of medical grade to cut corners you asshole… Since you are a strong believer in the +2′s, what would you say to make sure women are protecting themselves from parasites like Jean-Claude?
Boycott all his movies. I just burned my VHS tape of Bloodsport.- nik










dude…it isnt jean claude van damme.. god damn you are stupid…
I’m pretty sure he was kidding…
These implants are not approved in the US. Typical european crap.
Oh you know he knows its not Van Damme…I can’t imagine anyone being THAT dumb…on second thought….
Hold that second thought. We’re talking about Nik after all.
Nik—-Get off the glue! This isn’t the movie actor Van Damme.
The inventor was a Butcher.
I got my wife +2′s for X-Mas…she lets me play with them whenever I want now…..next year, I’ll pay for them to get implanted in her…..