Alaskas Finest
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Darcy Ann Reighard. This sl*t is not only a female hater because her last husband left her for her best friend, she’s also a dead beat mom. She let her kids be raised by her ex because she’s too lazy to get a job. Yet she blasts other women’s parenting! Unreal. Now that some are grown, she acts like she has been a good mom this whole time. She is a tag chaser just looking for that military check because she’s a lazy slob. She’s getting ready to abandon her youngest children yet again to chase some military guy to North Carolina. She sits on her fat *ss all day shut in her home starting internet fights with other women and making up drama because her man is gone a lot and she’s lonely and insecure. She takes her cabin fever out on everyone especially women that are prettier and have bigger boobs or get more attention then her…which as you can see, isn’t hard to do. She goes around calling other women fat. I know she owns a mirror so what’s up with that? She claims she doesn’t have stretch marks, but I see some and her legs are covered in cellulite. Nik, you and your wife should develop a cream to get rid of cottage cheese and send her a complimentary gallon of it. I know there are beautiful women in Alaska. I have seen them. But how come the most beat and ugly b*tches up here think they are hot? Please put this horse-faced b*tch on blast for not only being a deadbeat mom but for thinking she’s sexy, and for just being an all around hater and mean and spiteful b*tch. PLEASE somebody let her know that she is BUTT UGLY and not Alaska’s finest.
She needs to add ruffles to her outfits so you can’t see them sinking into her skin.- nik
With the bottom picture I can only imagine
how stretched out and deep I could get in
her so she’s worth a few pokes or two.
You could probably f*uck her belly button. But if you tried to f*uck her pu**y you’d probably fall in headfirst.
Ya ha ha her belly button is quite large.
Dude yoo must be into bestiality.
WTF is that thing???!!!
That thing has been rode hard and put up wet a million times by the looks of it.
that’s effen nasty! excuse me while i go puke.
Why is her head so long?
Because she’s a horse…DUH!
She needs more than ruffles to cover up that saggy skin and cellulite.
She sends nasty pictures and videos to other guys while her husband is away and she brings guys to their house to f@ck them too because he isn’t cutting the mustard in bed. She’s so loose she must have her equal companion to accommodate her: a male horse. His d*ck might do the trick but even he might fall in.
She studied psychology huh? Yeah right. Then she should know what BPD is and a vilification campaign. Which is what she likes to do to the women she’s jealous of.
She probably does all of that because she feels horrible that she couldn’t get her sh*t together to get her kids back. She makes up imagined threats, and people talking about her to justify her ability to hate people for no reason. If I had to wake up every day and look at that reflection staring back at me. I’d shoot myself in the head.
Why are her eyes so beady? SMH.
She smells like fish like all Natives do.
I bet her breath smells like a toilet with her jacked up teeth.
I was just going to say the same thing. Do not smile. EVER.
If you moved her bangs out of the way, do you have any idea how big her five head would be?
Yeah she’s definitely a ho when her man is in the field. She’s had a train run on her multiple times.
Really? Who is desperate enough to sleep with that thing?
She’s so needy. She waits out in the car when I’m at work. She won’t leave me alone when I’m sick. She constantly texts and calls me when I’m working. She acted like she was going to kill herself to guilt me into marrying her. Now I find out she’s this big of a slut? It’s over.
Dude that’s your wife?? Didn’t you tell her that she’s supposed to take herself off the market when you put the ring on? Or do you like her taking half naked pictures of her fat ass and putting them all over social sites, meeting guys and fukking them when you are gone? Dag dog you must really be in love yo to let this behemiouth play you like that! She’s using you for a paycheck and people are laughing at you behind your back. You know she needs serious mental help right? You can’t turn a ho into a housewife.
ugh she’s gross
Looks like I’ll never go to Alaska.
I’d rather jerk off with my eyes closed.
She’s sucking it in and she still looks sloppy.
What a f*cking fat ass.
Nice double chin.
AHHHH my eyes started bleeding and then popped out and fell out onto the floor.
What the hell kind of cheap ass underwear is she wearing? Does she buy her bra and panties at Wal-Mart?
You should see the way she does her hair.
Does she think her stomach is flat or something? Why is she trying to show it off? SMH????
Look at her huge chin!
She lies about her age too. Everyone knows she’s really 41.
SHE LOOKS CHEAP AND DIRTY.
She claims she goes to the gym… what one time? *giggle
I know the true dirt behind this story. This Darcy woman started cyberbullying a friend of mine that she was jealous of on a social site. This woman is gorgeous and was getting a lot more attention than Darcy and is actually a really nice person. The other women was being accused of saying nasty things about Darcy but she wasn’t. Darcy started spreading lies and gossip about this person that wasn’t true. Darcy started harassing her. I mean just badly. The other women had to start defending herself. The other woman tried to be her friend and act like an adult, but every time she mentioned her children in a post.. Darcy would flip out accusing her of trying to make her feel bad when it wasn’t the other woman’s intention at all. Darcy is just crazy! She’s jealous of the other woman’s life because at the time the other woman was single and dating. She was getting hot guys and going out to dinner and for drinks, taking trips to Miami, and being treated like a princess. Darcy was jelly because all she does is sit at home taking pictures of her lonely self, and when her man is there he ignores her, unless she’s cooking because let’s face it, they are both fat pigs. And so she started posting all of these trashy disgusting pictures to try to get herself more attention. Most of the time she doesn’t even post her face because she’s just so damn ugly. Her best asset is her jiggly tummy. Even worse she had blogs on her page about this woman. What she doesn’t know is that this woman has all the things she said about her printed out on paper. Yet Darcy has absolutely no proof of anything that supposedly my friend was saying about her. And the reason is because it’s not true. My friend is the type to tell you what she thinks about you to your face and would never hide behind a fake profile. Darcy denies it all but it’s true. And how do we know this? Darcy tries to pose herself in her pictures like the woman she hates so much. She tries to dress like her, wear shoes like her, talk like her and she befriended all the friends this woman had until she was blocked because she wanted the attention they were giving my friend. Karma’s a bitch isn’t it Darcy? How does it feel to have people talking shit about you? Only now it’s not on a social site where you have to have ten thousand friends to be as relevant as someone that has a few hundred. How does it feel you dirty, stinking bitch?
She is a horrible person. A horrible mother. A hater. Mental. Ugly. Fat. Jealous. Lazy. Mean. Did I forget anything??
I think it’s terrible that there are woman that are that mean and vindictive that they set out to harass other women just because they are jealous of them. If the other women tried to be friends with her then it shows that she is a stand up person. It’s typical for ugly women to get jealous of the attention pretty women get. So they go out of the way to be uber skanky just to get attention.. but it’s the wrong kind.
There are many spiteful bitches in the world. If you think about what has been written about her, how sorry her life was and is, it’s no wonder she’s a bi polar mess. She obviously can’t cope. She has to find someone to take it out on. And typically it will be with someone far better than she.
ok. that was a book.
The one thing she always wanted to be was a Playboy Bunny. Think now that their standards have dropped far enough they’ll take her?
no way. maybe over 50 will take her.
Well they took Lindsay Lohan so anything is possible.
her belly button looks like a blowhole.
She’s stuck in the 80′s. MallRats called they want their hair back.
Even her own parents didn’t want her. She’s got mommy AND daddy issues.
Ohhh that explains a lot. No wonder she’s so batty.
Her top lip is deformed and it looks like she has a herpes sore on her mouth. Maybe from sucking too much dick and swallowing the bucket loads of cum she’s so fond of.
I have a small dick. It’s true. No wonder she keeps cheating on me. I’m a loser.
Are you sure it’s a woman at all?
Uglly is as ugly does.
What an ugly troll. If she did all the things that she’s been accused of, it goes to show you why Alaska hands down has the worlds worst women.
I’ll throw up on my cock and then she can suck that. She looks like she enjoys stuff like that.
She looks like she enjoys anything she can get. She’s so pathetic and desperate for attention.
I’m tempted to go up to her with a sugar cube or an apple and see what she does.
Fukkin’ HILARIOUS! You bring the sugar and apple and I’ll bring the carrots.
well she’s definitely not a showhorse but my 10 inch salami could probably make her whinny.
Read my sad poems I wrote for Facebook.
Darcy Ann Reighard
poem~Not the One~by Darcy
You don’t Want Me
you don’t want me
i don’t want you
but sometimes I’m a liar
never can i have
never did i have
you don’t want me
sweet moments of daydreams
now tainted by realization
you don’t want me
i accept now by your actions
my eyes see with clarity
you don’t want me
i know now your not “The One”
>>This poem reflects a relationship I had when I fell in love with him but he did not feel the same about me.
You are so pathetic. Of course he didn’t want you.. he had a dog!
All you are good for is a quick nutt in the dark.
Darcy Ann Reighard
poem~Far away~by Darcy
Anger blinds me
I can not see anything
Bring back the light
Your sunshine gold
You left me behind
So far away you drift
Cries fall on deaf ears
I can not hear your laugh
Sliding into an abyss of dark
So far away
Her poems are pretty telling aren’t they? Can’t you hear crazy in them?
I’m a firefighter in the Airforce. This girl flipped out on me because she found out I was texting the girl she can’t stand so much and told me to never text her again. I was just bored and she looked like an easy lay. She kept going around trying to steal the guys this chick had or trying to get with guys before she did to prove she was better or something. Word on the street is her vadge stinks and is really loose.
Why would she do that when she supposedly HAS a man??
I want to know who this other chick is.
I don’t even want to know what her man looks like.
He’s actually pretty cute and cuddly. I’d bone him.
What a jealous cheating slut.
I can’t waaaaaaiiiiiiiit to leave my kids behind! Someone give me my mother of the year award I deserve so much!
She’s so obsessed with my friend that she actually saves her pictures on her computer so she can make fake profiles of her either to get attention, or to try to bad mouth her. Everyone knows it’s her making the fake profiles. If that doesn’t show crazy… You supposedly hate someone but you try to be like them so much. My friend is so gracious too. When she’s told about all of this she just laughs.
That’s just plain nasty. It’s understandable if she’s jealous of other women. Just LOOK at her.
What part of her thinks that anybody wants to see all that flab? If there are any guys that find her attractive they must be hard up.
What a dependapotamus.
wow suddenly sara palin makes so much more sense to me now. Alaska, is like the sad red headed step child of America.
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It’s our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata?
Yeah. It’s our motto!
What’s a motto?
Nothing. What’s a-motto with you?
Those two words will solve all your problems
That’s right. Take Pumbaa here
Why, when he was a young warthog…
When I was a young wart hog
Very nice
Thanks
He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after every meal
I’m a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And oh, the shame He was ashamed
Thought of changin’ my name What’s in a name?
And I got downhearted How did ya feel?
Everytime that I…
Hey! Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
Oh. Sorry
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It’s our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna–
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It’s our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
(Repeats)
I say “Hakuna”
I say “Matata”
She’s still a loser.
She ugly.
I don’t know what to say. Plain gross. I’ve seen her tricking around the downtown bars.
She’s a fourth Ave hooker I knew it!
The Gaslight is her favorite. She’s looking for a tag…
She’s racist. She’s jealous of Latin and Black women.
What an ugly slut.
She’s a liar.