THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Julie Ivers is a world class wh*re. She dated the runner up to the last amazing race Jeremy. She claims she turned down Nick Swisher(the new york yankee), because he wasn’t hot enough for her. Her and her friends frequent Vegas and look for celebs, as well as athletes. She will roll the dice on condoms, in fact the word condom isn’t in her vocabulary. Her utters are a f*cking mess, and she tries to sleep with a plastic surgeon for +2s. Even obamacare can’t take care of the dental plan this broad needs. Please, help every one in the SF bay with this dirty b*tch.
Fortunately she’s not the caliber woman an athlete would sleep with. She’s more of a minor league chick.- nik