Can You Believe This Beauty Is From Minnesota
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know what you think about this girl… but I believe she is near perfect. She has beautiful long hair, nice full lips, gorgeous, skinny legs, no refund gap and the perfect smile. I truly melt when I think about her and my greg gets a nice tingly sensation. Can you believe she is from Minnesota?
I know her well, she is not from Minnesota.- nik
Someone asked Nik the other day about the ideal measurements… well, whatever this girl’s measurements are is the ideal.
Lol self post and ugly
Ur boobs dont fit ur body
100% agree……this is how I wish all women looked. Her face is 8……body is 10+
agreed
she’s hot. but needs more of a curve to the body. I guess Nik like’s women with little-boy-board-bodies? (take off the tits. what do YOU see.) or its just an unflattering angle?
People have horible taste ur ugly as hell i would say deformed looking
This is 100% wife material
This girl is niks type to a T. Good job, op.
Who is she..? She is hot
shes from Australia, bro.
BAHAHAHAHA! thats lauralee mcyntire. i went to jr. high and high school with that girl shes from sacto.
Lauralee is disgusting. She dresses like this ALL THE TIME, even when she’s with her family and young children. You can put them away every once in a while, Lauralee. Girls like this make me embarrassed that I ever lived in Sac Town.
wheres her facebook?
Fake twitter = xoLauralee
p.s. shes got fake ass boobies. came back from mexico spring break freshman year with those. before she had a’s!
really? And I thought those were real!!! PLEASE!
push up bra-the miracle maker this girl looks fake as sh*t. not only that but she looks high maintenance.
so she got her tits done in mexico? … Then theres probably a refund gap hiding under that push up bra.
oh yeah-yeah, she’s ‘swell’ dontcha know
girls like her makes me feel ugly and fat
really wish i had her beauty and body, life would be stress free looking like that
Wow you’re shallow. Let me tell you this, if you think life suddenly has no stresses when you’re hot, you’re far from correct. I guess even ugly girls are delusional.
i do hope you’re kidding. if not then no, you’d just have to deal with a whole different kind of stress. being a walking pile of sex. if you can’t hang with what you’ve got now there’s NO WAY you’d be able to handle looking like that.
No happiness ever comes from comparing yourself to others.
Don’t worry about some broad you don’t even know.
I would eat her ass
Buhahahahaha Well said “King’ …….I would tounge dart that balloon knot as well!! Pefect 10 in my black Book!
So would I, without a problem or thinking twice about it!
#coachbagnoswag
She’s still probably hotter than you even if you carried a Birkin. So keep spending thousands of dollars to overcompensate for the fact that other girls are much hotter than you.
Out of all the negative comments this one strikes a nerve lmfao
does she like black dudes?
If Nik “knows her well”, shes into ANY type of dude…
I Hope Not
Why? Because you wouldn’t be able to get your small greg in there after the big purple crayon busts it wide open. You people who come on this site kill me with that racism bullshit. You’re in the wrong times if this is how you look at life.
I hope not
she is a cam girl
@UrHurting thank you, you made me laugh on an otherwise miserable day
LOl….My pleasure. Just saying….as the blood was rushing below. haha
She’s very pretty
She has a pretty face but the body of a 11 yr old boy. Minus the huge tits of course.
she looks like a younger version of Chin-Chilla.
Looks like a very young Leper before purple crayons and drugs.
Whats her camgirl name ?
who sports a fake coach bag? …..
I would pay several of life’s fixed costs for her. For example, cell phone, power, insurance, etc…
tounqe punch that fart box all the time!
I wish there were more pics…i cant stop jerkn to this chic
Boobs are definitely real, she is from sac, and her family is Mormon. I know her brother Adam.
Not gonna lie, for getting her tits done in mexico they look awesome. But she should probably compliment them with better clothing. come on now, Hollister? what are you? in junior high?
this girl is wayy too disproportioned. gosh this girl is not gunna age well. why do i see mylie cyrus in her face? f*ckin ugly bitch i think.
From what I’ve read the most an A could jump is to a D, those look bigger than Ds even w/o a push-up so whoever said she was an A is full of shit and probably some jealous skank, but I’m a guy so wtf do I know about implants!? She’s a babe and I’d spin her any day/time!
pretty-
but i feel like this picture must be old. nobody dresses like that anymore. or has their hair like that. or carries coach bags… shes prolly fat now
boring blonde, stringy hair, big fake hard boobs, tons of better, more appealing girls out there.
she’s a boring cookie cutter type.
i’d rather have a girl with real boobs, a girl wit hair that has LOTS of body to it and not spaghetti’ish.
to each their own i guess, but she’s nothing special.
When you have a pretty face like that you dont need your boobs on full display like that. Guys will look at you just for sex nothing more
Bitch needs to work on her legs. TWIGS SONNN!!!!!!
Double D Lauralee!!! She was once a Dirty Celeb back in the day (and one of my all-time favorites!). Unfortunately, Nik stopped posting her and maybe even deleted all old posts about her because she was very butthurt about being featured on this site. I think she was super religious or something like that. Anyway, no one is going to believe this, but her boobs are apparently real. From what I remember, she had an overprotective local boyfriend that she was engaged to? Not high-maintenance or bitchy. I’m thinking this is an old pic, so I have no clue what she looks like anymore.
My Top Favorite Dirty Celebs of All-Time:
1. Brock’s Chick (The First Lady of The Dirty)
2. Brock’s Chick’s Ex-BFF (Snarky and sultry)
3. Double D Lauralee (Girl in the pic above)
4. Chinchilla (All-American dream blonde)
5. Leper (Old school days, most dramatic)
*Wild Card: Hooters Girl Danielle
She’s a knockout…does she really have kids??? No way!
Super hot!
I never complain about someone I’d have sex with.
Smoking hot!!!
She’s pretty!
she is 9.5 MISSING THE .5 TO MAKE A PERFECT 10 BECAUSE SHE IS FROM SACRAMENTO. THE ARM PIT OF THE GOLDEN STATE AS NIK WOULD SAY
fake tits, stupid multi-colored hair, 10 yr old Asian boy body….yawn
Fake hair, ugly face, bad too big bolt ons, anorexic holocaust victim body plus tons of photoshop. Gross.
shes pretty but she has the body of a child… except with fake boobs….. but why is her bra sticking out like that??.. she must be wearing 2 bras or something.. so Im gonna guess terrible boob job under her bras … other than that she has a really pretty face… should lose the brown in her hair though
Google “Laura Lee the dirty lawsuit”. She sued him
Fake boobs!…Oh, what the hell. I don’t care really.
Im a pretty girl. Nothing to Niks standerds obviously but I do receive an almost annoying amount of attention. Being pretty comes with stress too. Men see you more as on object and generally assume you’ll put out. Finding and keeping a boyfriend is harder.
If ur really pretty u wont go around saying it im sure ur a ugly middled aged womaN
I am sorry thats it’s hard to keep a bf u have fb
How come I get the feeling she will be some trouts ex-wife. However, agree her ass must be delicious.
Her arms look thick…
veryyyy pretty
This was obviously written by a girl.
“I truly melt and my greg has a tingly sensation.”
That’s clearly bitchtalk. We don’t even think that way let alone type like that. If my greg felt tingly I’d go to the clinic.
Shes a perfect 10. Its hilarious how fugly guys who cant get laid go on this website and rip on the few really hot girls that get posted to make themselves feel better. its really pathetic
LauraLee is absolutely breathtaking in person!!!! Probably the hottest girl to ever come out of sac. Oh and those puppies are real.
Perfectly gorgeous!!
Where is she from?